Sam: dammit dean why did you get an awesome angel boyfriend

Dean: i don't know man I'm just lucky

Sam: dammit god I want an angel boyfriend too

God: lol no there's already too much gay on this show

Gabriel: daaaaad how come cas gets a human I want one please dad please

God: okay take the angsty moose

Gabriel: yaaaay thanks dad

Sam: I has an angel boyfriend now too dean are you proud of me

Dean: wut I couldn't hear you over the sound of my awesomer celestial boyfriend

All the other angels: DAAAAAD I WANT A HUMAN TOO DAAAAAD PLS

God: I'm leaving
*leaves forever*