Aries: I need you to let me touch it
Taurus: I'm an angel of the lord
Gemini: I don't understand, why, why do you want me to say my name
Cancer: I learned that from the pizza man...
Leo: we should play twister
Virgo: Dean and I do share a more profound bond...I wasn't going to mention it
Libra: my people skills are rusty
Scorpio: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
Sagittarius: hey, assbutt
Capricorn: if the pizza man truly does love this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear
Aquarius: do you ever get tired of urinating? I'll never get used to it
Pisces: I'll interrogate the cat