Aries: Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay, enough!
Taurus: I learned that from the pizzaman
Gemini: so I was reading the bible yesterday and I --Jesus dies
Cancer: my "people skills" are "rusty"
Leo: PUDDING
Virgo: please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity
Libra: do I look like a ditchable prom date to you
Scorpio: I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples
Sagittarius: these tacos taste funny to you?
Capricorn: Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!
Aquarius: well boo-hoo I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings, princess
Pisces: I think I'm adorable