Interested in adopting yourself a Free? Well too bad, they're out of stock! Yet I'm telling you what you're missing! A Free is your own personal Hypno (except he looks cuter).
We offer a wide variety of Free's, such as the Pillow-Free and Free-in-a-deer-costume!

Things to remember:

Your Free requires 23.72946 hours of sleep, and most of your pillow supply. Btw, you'll probaly probably be broke bying him nutella.

Free' s have the ability to attract forest animals, and if you ever hurt your free, the deer go, a.k.a Free's Lover, will come and kick yo butt.

Order now, and then expect to buy nothing since they're out of stock!