Interested in adopting yourself a Xander? Well, you're in luck! We have just received a large shipment of Xanders, which means half-off when you order RIGHT NOW!!
We offer a wide variety of Xander's, such as the Persassy-4-Eva Xander and Xander-the-titan!

Things to remember:

Xander's have an unhealthy obsession with Percabeth, and have a strange desire to strangle a certain goddess of wisdom.

Xander's have the ability to destroy anything at touch, so make sure to bubble wrap everything he could destroy (including Quon)

Order now, and get a FREE Sans PLUSHIE doll! (He's secretly a fan)

GUYS ONE MORE CHAPTER LEFT WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??