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The scene opens with a voiceover of the princess of Hell singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".]

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

[A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.]

Charlie: ♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

[Charlie is seen being told off by her father.]

Charlie: ♫ But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

[Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.]

Charlie: ♫ And, my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

[A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.]

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

[The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.]

Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

[The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.]

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

[The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.]

Charlie: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

[Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.]

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

[A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.]

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

[Carmilla Carmine opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show Zestial and Zeezi, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.]

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

[At Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.]

Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

[Odette and another demon pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.]

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

[A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.]

Charlie: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫

[Charlie looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.]

———

A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-

He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of. Travis snickers.

Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angel Dust: *pushes his hand through his hair* Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angel Dust: *pretends to be offended* Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...

As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust: Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel gasps.

Angel Dust: Oh, my GOD! *leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face* MY DRUGS! *clenches the cloth angrily and looks up* Damn it!

———

A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.

The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz inside.

Sir Pentious: *operating the controls to his ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!

Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!

Egg Boi #666: Yeah!

Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Sir Pentious*

Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Egg Boi pats him*

Sir Pentious: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards him* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!

An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well.

Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!

Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-

Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Sir Pent and two Egg Boiz become surprised.

Cherri Bomb: EDGELORD!

Sir Pentious: *offended* Pardon?!

He looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Boiz behind him.

Sir Pentious: Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!

The Two Egg Boiz: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.

A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.

Sir Pentious: *coughs and hacks*

As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.

Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!

A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.

Cherri Bomb: *grins sadistically* ....More!

Sir Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz.

———

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!

An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.

Tom Trench: Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

Tom Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*

Tom Trench: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!

Katie Killjoy: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch* no dick?

Tom Trench: *curls over in pain* Ugh...not again!

Screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.

Katie Killjoy: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!

The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.

———

Y/N: Oh...! I don't like them.

The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie as she fixes Charlie's bow. Y/N, standing next to them, looks nervous, wringing his hands.

Vaggie: Okay! You remember what to say?

Charlie: Yes! Let's do this!

Y/N: I-I don't think they're gonna be very nice...

Charlie: *grabs Y/N's hand and smiles* Don't worry, Y/N! I've got this.

Vaggie: Just look at me, and I'll mouth it to you. Y/N even brought flash cards.

Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting! Gasps Hooo! What if I si—

Y/N: Sing a song about it?

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that! *boops Y/N on the nose*

Vaggie: Because we know you. But, please don't sing! This is serious!

Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!

Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

Y/N: *looking concerned* Uh, I-I think they'll take us more seriously if you just talk... maybe?

Vaggie: *sighs, hands on hips* Y/N's right, life isn't a musical, hon.

Charlie: *winks at Y/N* Unless we make it one!

Both Vaggie and Y/N stare at Charlie blankly for a moment.

Charlie: pouting Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper The highlighted bits are the best part!

Vaggie: *glancing at the paper, confused* Uh, it's all highlighted. Is this... a drawing?

Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!

Vaggie was pinching the bridge of her nose

Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just sighs please follow the talking points we went over. And do not sing!

Charlie: *playfully* Okay, fiiiine. *in a faux British accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!

She salutes Vaggie and Y/N as she bounces over to Katie Killjoy

Y/N whispers nervously to Vaggie

Y/N: Is this really going to work?

Vaggie: *sighs* Let's hope so...

———

Charlie: (nervously) Hiii! I'm Charlie. *tries to go for a handshake*

Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. *blows out the smoke of her cigarette* I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away her cigarette* And you can put that away. *gestures to Charlie's hand* I don't touch the gays. I have standards!

Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?

She turns to look at the "Hell's #1 News" neon sign behind her

Katie Killjoy: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. [proceeds to poke Charlie's chest and nose] You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.

A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.

Y/N: Ah! He's here?

Vaggie: Ya. Along with Manson and Ted Bundy. Though Bundy was gang raped and then eaten by...ok I don't remember by who, and Manson was stabbed in the dick and knees. And had his own jaw ripped off.

Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot *fluffs her hair*, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon *does air quotes with her fingers* "princess" wants to advertise.

Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.

Charlie: But, I-

Katie Killjoy: *continues to poke her chest* So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!

News Staff: And we're live!

Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.

Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!

Charlie: It's... Charlie.

She smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way

Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!

She tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen

Charlie looks around as Vaggie and Y/N motion her to go on.

Charlie: Well, *clears throat and exhales* as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.

Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.

Charlie: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination.

Vaggie and Y/N were giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.

Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given *slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up* a chance! *walks up from Killjoy's desk* I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? *walks around the audience* Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? *throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members* Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! *returns to Killjoy's desk* Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

Y/N jumped happily and started clapping. His clapping slowly stopped once he saw everyone looking at him

Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.

Charlie: *starts to lose her confidence* Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...

———
Lizard Demon: Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts. *walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends, Zeezi and another demon*

———

Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!

———
The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching, including Crymini.

———

Cameraman Demon: Stupid bitch.

Vaggie punches the cameraman square in the face

Charlie: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.

Vaggie: *facepalms* Oh, no...

Y/N: She's gonna...oh no...

Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastor and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

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Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.

Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!

Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested.

Blue Flame Demon: *deadpan* Booooo!

In the midst of the ridicule, Y/N stands up from his seat, clapping enthusiastically, his excitement clear. His smile is wide, his movements a bit uncoordinated, and his cheering comes out in a pure, innocent tone.

Y/N: sweetly Y-You did amazing, Charlie! That was awesome!

His voice is loud enough to stand out, which quickly attracts the attention of a nearby sinner, who sneers at him, leaning closer with a cruel grin.

Sinner: mocking Aww, look at the little idiot. What are you, her personal cheerleader? You sound as dumb as she does!

Y/N's face falls, his body tensing as the words hit him hard, his hands fidgeting nervously. Before he can respond, Vaggie steps in front of him, her eyes blazing with fury. She plants herself between Y/N and the sinner, her posture tense, ready to strike.

Vaggie: coldly Say that again, and I'll make sure you regret it.

The sinner falters for a moment, surprised by the intensity of Vaggie's glare. Seeing her protective stance, the sinner decides not to push it further, turning away with a scoff.

Sinner: Whatever, psycho.

Vaggie immediately grabbed the sinner by the jaw and busted it, and ripped out his eye. Causing him to freak out and the other sinners to immediately shut up.

Vaggie turns back to Y/N, placing a hand on his shoulder and giving him a reassuring smile.

Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*

Charlie: Well, we have two patrons already, who believes in our cause and they've shown incredible progress!

Katie Killjoy: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might they be?

Charlie: *tries to look smug and confident* Y/N and, just someone named... Angel Dust!

Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: *turns to him menacingly* You fucking would, Tom! *turns back to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.

Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on her fingers* He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.

News Staff: *offscreen* Breaking News!

Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.

Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.

The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.

Charlie: Oh... shit.

Y/N: Oh no...

Angel Dust (in the background): I'm a bad person!

Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* porn actor, Angel Dust! *turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist* What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.

Charlie looks crushed, and just as she's about to respond, Katie grins maliciously.

Katie Killjoy: But that's not all, folks! We've got another exclusive for you. Seems like your other little "patron" has some secrets too.

Katie gestures to the screen, and to everyone's shock, a video plays. It's Y/N, looking confused but clearly involved in a compromising situation with Velvette in an intimate setting. Y/N's eyes widen in horror as he watches, his face flushing with embarrassment and disbelief.

Katie Killjoy: Ohhh, and it looks like little Y/N here has been getting cozy with some of Hell's more "elite" members. What a little teddy bear, huh?

Vaggie and Charlie look horrified

Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.

Killjoy and Trench: *does Jazz hands* Ratings!

Y/N: N-No... I-I didn't... I didn't know...

His eyes widen further as he tries to process it. His hands fly to his face, and he instinctively pulls his hoodie up, trying to hide himself from the world. He starts to back away from the screen, stumbling, before he falls to the floor, rolling away from the crowd and curling up in a ball, overwhelmed.

Katie Killjoy: l Oh, this is too good! Look at him run! You can't hide from the truth, sweetie!

Vaggie immediately rushes to Y/N's side, her protective instincts kicking in as she crouches down beside him, glaring daggers at Katie.

Vaggie's eye narrow as she moves toward Katie Killjoy, her voice dripping with venom.

Vaggie: You've got five seconds to cut this, or you'll be the next breaking news.

Vaggie snaps, her patience breaking.

Vaggie: You think this is funny?! You're nothing but a heartless... *seething* bitch!

The room instantly falls silent. Everyone who had been laughing at Y/N freezes, his eyes wide in shock. Katie Killjoy turns her head slowly toward Vaggie, their expression cold and murderous.

Charlie: Ehehe...

For a tense moment, there's only silence.

Suddenly, Tom Trench bolts off set, clearly wanting no part of what's about to happen. The atmosphere grows heavier, darker, as Katie Killjoy's eyes narrow, her lips curling into a sinister grin.

Katie Killjoy: low and menacing What... did you just call me?

Vaggie: Bitch

The studio's lights flicker, casting eerie shadows across the set as Katie's demonic form slowly starts to emerge from the darkness. Her voice deepens, and her body begins to morph, her once humanlike appearance giving way to a twisted, monstrous figure. She looms over Vaggie, her presence oppressive and terrifying.

Katie Killjoy: You think you can talk to me like that in my studio? Do you have any idea who I am?

Vaggie stands her ground, refusing to back down even as Katie's demonic form swells before her.

Charlie looks on with wide eyes, frozen between wanting to intervene and knowing that this confrontation has escalated far beyond her control.

Charlie: Oh, this is bad. Really, really bad...
———

Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Angie!

Angel Dust: Hahaha!

Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher, sending a cluster of Egg Boiz flying as she laughs wildly.

Angel Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!

Cherri Bomb: Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.

Angel Dust: Oh, I wish! I've been stuck at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Y/N and his broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.

They both duck, covering their heads as another explosion goes off behind them. They share a grin and leap back into the fight.

Angel Dust: Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!

Cherri Bomb: Ho-ly shit!

As the chaos around them continues, Cherri suddenly remembers something. She pulls out a small envelope and tosses it to Angel mid-battle.

Cherri Bomb: Oh, by the way, I almost forgot. Here, give this to Y/N next time you see him. It's a little gift from me.

Angel Dust catches the envelope and, with a knowing grin, stashes it in his coat.

Angel Dust: Oh, you sly little minx. What kind of "gift" we talkin' here?

Cherri Bomb: Let's just say it's... very personal.

Angel Dust then gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious

Angel Dust: Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy!

Sir Pentious: Son?!

Angel lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.

Sir Pentious: Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!

Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates an Egg Boi*

Angel Dust: *stands up and removes the chains restricting him* Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?

Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?

Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boi: *cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious*

Sir Pentious: (enraged) I'm going to blow you to bitssss!

Angel Dust: *eyes him up and down* Hm, kinky!

Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that!

His hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background

Sir Pentious: Pervert! *knocks over an Egg Boi*

Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.

Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?!

Angel Dust: (unamused) Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *pulls out M1928* sad! *shoots it at Sir Pentious*

Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?

Angel Dust: Eh, *retracts his third set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?

———

Vaggie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.

Y/N and Charlie are hiding under a table

Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!

———

Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! *slugs him on the arm* You know you're my favorite guy to party with!

Angel Dust: You know it, sugar tits!

Cherri Bomb: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?

Angel Dust: *takes out Thompson gun* Born ready, baby!

Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Vaggie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.

———

The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, Y/N sat next to her, while Vaggie sits next to him, glaring furiously at Angel Dust.

Charlie sighs as Vaggie's eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.

Vaggie scrunches up her face.

Angel Dust: *taking notice* ...What?

Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?! *rips off bits of her hair*

Angel Dust: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy and Y/N's other girlfriend a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? *does air quotes* Helping friends with stuff? *rolls eyes*

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*

Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller.

Vaggie: You made Y/N cry!

Angel Dust: Oh...in my defense! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *suggestively pushes up chest floof*

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!  Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!

Angel Dust: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! *camera pans to Charlie* And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! *camera focuses back on him* Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *starts looking around the limousine* This thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?!

Angel Dust: *flicks off a dust bunny* Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! *snaps finger at her while smiling*

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

Angel Dust: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Y/N—sitting quietly and looking uncomfortable—clutches his hoodie nervously. He glances at the chaos unfolding, feeling more out of place than ever. The picture from earlier is still on his mind, and he's trying to focus on anything else to avoid the heated argument.

Y/N: I wish I could do something to help... sighs But what can I do?

As Charlie looks over, she sees Y/N's anxious expression and feels a pang of sympathy. She reaches out a hand toward him, offering a small, reassuring smile despite her own distress.

Charlie: Hey, it'll be okay. Just hang in there.

Y/N nods, grateful for the support, though he remains visibly tense as the argument between Vaggie and Angel Dust continues.

Vaggie returns to sit next to Y/N as she crosses her arms, and pulls him close to her to snuggle.

Vaggie: I'm gonna kill 'im.

Y/N: But he's already dead...

Angel Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to it.

Vaggie: ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)

Y/N: Would you...like a hot bath when we get home? Something to make you feel better?

Vaggie: As long as your with me, sweetheart.

Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window, smirking* You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughing*

Vaggie: You're one to talk.

Angel Dust: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Takes letter from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".

Vaggie and Charlie immediately covered Y/N's eyes.

Y/N: What was that?

Vaggie: Grrr...

Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.

Vaggie: "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! *looks toward Angel Dust* All thanks to *points at him* you and your selfish bullshit!

Angel Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

Vaggie motions "What do you think?"

Y/N motions "I'm not sure, you'll have to ask them."

Angel Dust: *snaps finger* Ah...well, shucks.

Charlie: Hey, come on. *takes off ruined jacket* We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. *puts a hand on Y/N's left shoulder* I-it'll be okay!

Vaggie smiles at Charlie softly.

The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.

Vaggie throws herself on the couch, facing the wall

Vaggie: Ugh!

Y/N, who had been sitting quietly, follows her inside. Vaggie pulls him down beside her, and he curls up next to her on the couch. They snuggle close for comfort.

Y/N: softly When do you want your hot bath? And what do you want in it?

Vaggie: sighs contentedly I could really use a bath right now. Maybe... add some lavender oil, and, um, just... pauses just you.

Y/N nods and smiles gently,

Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.

Angel Dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah...

He closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off.

Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.

Charlie: *sighs* Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, *shrinks to her knees* and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference *starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face*. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... *wipes her face once more* I'll stop talking before this gets long. *stands up* Love you, bye...

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie.

Charlie contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway

The mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock.

Alastor: Hello- *gets door slammed in front of him*

Charlie: *looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again*

Alastor: -o!

Charlie: *slams door in front of his face once more* Hey, Vaggie? Y/N?

Vaggie: *annoyed* Whaaaat?

Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door!

Vaggie: *sits up* What?!

Y/N: Ah!

Angel Dust: *takes out the popsicle from his mouth* Uh... who?

Charlie: What should I do?!

Vaggie: Uh, well- Don't let him in!

Y/N: Q-a-quick! Board up the windows, dust the place up, print out fake foreclosure notices!

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice and Y/N's panic once more and opens the door for Alastor.

Alastor: May I speak now?

Charlie: You may...

Alastor: *reaches hand out* Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! *pulls Charlie towards him* Quite a pleasure! *lets himself in* Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, *plays with his mic staff* sooo many orphans...

Vaggie holds a harpoon towards his chest as Y/N hid behind her holding a spoon.

Vaggie: Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!

Y/N hissed

Alastor used his finger to move the harpoon away.

Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would've done so already...

The screen distorts; cut to Charlie, Y/N and Vaggie staring at him perturbed as the distortion ends. Y/N took a deep breath, and looked like he was getting ready to shoot out ice from his mouth

Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help!

Y/N: Wait, what?

Charlie: Say what, now?

Alastor: *repeats himself* Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? *taps on his mic* Testing, testing!

Alastor's Mic: *opens its eye* Well, I heard you loud and clear!

Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...?

Alastor: *teleports behind the three with his shadow* This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.

Charlie: Buuut... why?

Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, *shoves Vaggie and Y/N offscreen* aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?

Alastor: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?

Alastor: Hahahahaha! *shakes hand in front of her* Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! *shakes head back and forth* Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! *looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs* The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! *puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell* There is no undoing what is done!

Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?

Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! *pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her* I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!

Charlie: *removes his hand from her back* Riiiight.

Alastor: Yes, indeedy! I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?

He grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen.

Angel Dust: Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?

Vaggie: Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!

Angel Dust: *shrugs cluelessly*

Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?

Angel Dust: *shrugs a second time* Eh, not big on politics.

Vaggie: Ugh! Y/N, put your headphones on.

Y/N did and laid his head on her shoulder. Vaggie smiled.

Vaggie: Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

Angel Dust: Ya done? *Laughs dryly* He looks like a strawberry pimp.

Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him!

Angel Dust: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?

Vaggie glares daggers at him, her frustration clear. Without missing a beat, she pulls Y/N closer, grabbing him by the collar and kissing him deeply and passionately. Her fingers curl into his hair, and the kiss is slow, intense, and filled with love. As she pulls back slightly, she gently brushes her hand across his cheek, keeping him close, while still glaring at Angel Dust.

Vaggie: I trust him.

The room falls silent as she continues to show her affection for Y/N in subtle ways—touching his face, holding his hand, and looking at him with adoration. Y/N blushes slightly, overwhelmed but clearly happy, leaning into her affection with a soft smile.

Angel Dust raises an eyebrow, his smirk dropping slightly.

Angel Dust: Geez, alright, I get it. Lovey-dovey... bleh. You two are cute, whatever.

He shrugs, stuffing a Popsie into his mouth as he turns away, leaving Vaggie and Y/N to their moment.

Vaggie gets up grabs Charlie by the shoulder.

Vaggie: Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!

Charlie: I... *sighs* we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!

Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.

Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. *puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders* Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!

Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!

Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

Charlie: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! *imitating her dad's voice* "You don't take shit from other demons!" *walks off to where Alastor is*

Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.

Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... *makes gestures with hands* tricks or voodoo strings attached.

Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement.

Alastor: So, it's a deal, then?

He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel. Y/N covered his eyes with his wings

Charlie: *refusing his handshake* Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.

A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie and Y/N for approval.

Charlie: Sound fair?

Alastor: *rubs his chin* Hmm... *retracts his mic staff* Fair enough!

Charlie: *sighs in relief* Cool beans.

Alastor: Hmm hm hmm hmm...

He continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie. She held Y/N protectively.

Alastor: Smile, my dears!

He tickles the underside of their chins.

Alastor: You know you're never fully dressed without one! So where is your hotel staff?

Charlie: Uh, well-

Charlie pointed to Vaggie and Y/N

Alastor: Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that.

He walks towards Angel Dust.

Aladtor: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

Angel Dust: I can suck your dick!

Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.

Alastor: HAH! No.

Angel Dust: *scoffs* Your loss.

Alastor: Well, this just won't do! *takes out his mic staff* I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.

At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.

Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.

Alastor: This little darling is Niffty!

Niffty: *drops to the floor, unaffected* Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! *eyes the three* Why're you all women? *lifts Charlie with no effort* Are there any men here?! *puts Charlie down* I'm sorry, that's rude. *looks around* Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! *grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense. *stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster* Oh, my gosh! This is awful! *she speed cleans throughout the hotel* Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin* Nope!

As Niffty zips around the room, speed-cleaning with her boundless energy, her attention suddenly shifts to Y/N, who is standing beside Vaggie, still recovering from their tender moment.

Niffty freezes mid-motion, her eye locking onto him. Her normally wide, cheery smile takes on a more... suggestive tone as she slowly approaches, feather duster in hand.

Niffty: Oh, well, helloooo there! *leans in closer, fluttering her lashes* Aren't you a handsome one? *giggles* How come no one told me there was such a cute guy in the hotel?

Y/N, being sweet and shy, immediately starts to blush, shifting uncomfortably under Niffty's gaze. His eyes dart around nervously as he tugs at the hood of his jacket, clearly overwhelmed by her sudden attention.

Vaggie, noticing Niffty's tone, tightens her grip on Y/N's arm and shoots the energetic demon a death glare.

Vaggie: Back off.

Niffty giggles again, twirling her feather duster innocently.

The five stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.

Husk: *lays his cards down the table* Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- *demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily* -tel? What the fuck is this? *looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him* You!

Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!

Husk: Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! *the jackpot disappears into nothingness*

Alastor: Good to see you too!

Husk: *facepalms angrily* What the hell do you want with me this time...?

Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!

Husk: Are you shittin' me?!

Alastor: Hmm... No, I don't think so!

Husk: *shoves Alastor off* You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! *camera pans to Alastor dusting himself off* You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!

Alastor: *grins as if he's about to laugh* Maybe!

Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.

Alastor: *teleports behind him through his shadow* Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! *gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic* With your charming smile *pulls Husks's lips into a forced smile* and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, *walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints* I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. *makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere*

Husk: *stares at the booze for a second* What? You think you can buy me with a wink *winks sarcastically* and some cheap booze?! *grabs the booze and looks at it* ...Well, you can! *downs the booze*

Vaggie: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!

Angel Dust: *Launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere off screen* SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We *points to the bar with all his fingers* are keeping this!

Angel Dust: *starts flirting with Husk* Hey~

Husk: Go fuck yourself.

Angel Dust: *holds Husk's face* Only if you watch me!

Y/N: It's not a sin to drink. Just to get drunk.

Charlie: Oh, my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here! *tries to go for a handshake*

Husk: *reaches for his booze* I lost the ability to love years ago. *continues to down his booze*

Alastor: So, whaddaya think?

Charlie: This is amazing! *rubs her cheeks excitedly*

Vaggie: *with crossed arms* It's... okay.

Y/N shrugged

Y/N: It's a change. I don't like change. But it's a small change that I can enjoy.

Alastor: *reels the three towards him* Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!

He then lets go of Vaggie and Y/N and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie and Y/N. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

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Alastor: ♫ You have a dream! *twirls Charlie and dresses her up* You wish to tell! *turns to Vaggie and Y/N who's now on the floor* And it's just laughable *turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air*. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

Alastor: ♫ *catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together* 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! *The two slide down the railing of the stairs* ♫

Alastor: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! *dresses up the rest of the hotel staff* Take it, boys! ♫

[Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Y/N tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.]

Shadow Demons: Boo!

Alastor: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! *puts a fedora on Angel's head as he snaps his fingers back at Alastor* But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫ [He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie, he dressed Y/N in a top hat and monocle and a tuxedo, and made him and slap Vaggie's butt. She blushed at Y/N.]

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastor: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! *kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off* And show these simpletons some proper class and style! *summons a shadow clone of himself* ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastor: ♫ *snaps away his shadow* Oh! Here below the ground, *twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks* I'm sure your plan is sound! *holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl* They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-

The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Y/N, Charlie, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

Sir Pentious' war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.

Y/N: Oh my!

Sir Pentious: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!

Alastor: Do I know you?

Sir Pentious: *ego deflates* Oh, yes you do! *Hood flares open* And this time, I have the element of- *pulls a lever* SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!

With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.

Alastor: *breaking the tension* ...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...

Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

Alastor: (sinisterly) ...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!

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[Sir Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastor along with Egg Boi #23]

Egg Boi #23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?

[Sir Pentious collapses of exhaustion as the episode ends.]

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Post credits

Angel Dust tosses the envelope to Y/N, who's sitting quietly in the corner, looking shy and sweet as usual.

Angel Dust: Cherri wanted me to give ya this, big guy.

Y/N: Oh my. What's this?

Y/N, curious, opens the envelope. His eyes widen in shock as he takes out the picture inside, his face immediately turning a bright red. It's clear from his reaction that the photo is extremely revealing. Embarrassed beyond belief, Y/N pulls his hoodie over his head and tries to hide his face, his hands shaking.

Y/N: *muffled under his hoodie* Oh...! I, uh... I don't...!

Angel Dust: *laughing hysterically *Haha, well, someone's flustered!

Y/N, completely overwhelmed, rolls off his seat and onto the floor, trying to hide from view.