It's pronounced MELK.
You take 5% low fat
and subtract that
by 100 and you get
95, the square root of
95 is 9.7, then divide that
by 21, you get 0.4619, round to the nearest tenth, which is
0.5, multiply by ten,
you get 5, and E is the 5th
letter of the alphabet

I need mental help so badly

- Lena