Silver : *walks in the living room covered in fake blood *

Hipster :*sleeping * zzzz-

Silver : *starts pretending to cry * DADDDDD

Hipster : *ears perk shooting up looking over *

Silver: *whines*

Hipster: *screams in near horror fucking passing out and collapsing off the couch *

Silver: 0^0 dad? It's a prank

Hipster: ........*he died *