Baby hipster: *crying*

His Dad: *wraps his tail around him*

Hipster: *blinks and looks at him*

Him: *fucking growling at him*

Hipster: *fucking pee' s and crys again*

Him: .........qwq I'm sorry-

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Hipster: *holding hj*

Hj: *crying*

Hipster: on the outside* it's okay kiddo shh

Hipster: on the inside* WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING WRONG!!!! T^T