Hipster : *screams*

Cody: Dude!! You Okay?

Hipster: *whines* nuuuuuu

Cody: what did you do?

Hipster: it's stuck!!!!

Cody: what's stuck?

Hipster: MY FUCKING DICK IS STUCK

Cody: *lifts eyebrow walking over* how did you-

Hipster: qwq *dick is fucking stuck in a nutella jar*

Cody: :\ that's your problem bitch

Hipster : TwT