Gw: Balik lagi dengan saya, Drake di acara-

KeishaThalia17: -_-" udah nggak usah oanjang panjang. Gw udah punya dare neh

Gw: 😒 serah lu dah

Keisha: panggilin semua gih

Gw: èh sem***.....

Bahasa tidak sopan. Jangan di tiru.

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Keisha: oke. Yang pertama ini, ninton video

Hero MobLeg: video apaan?

Keisha: hhm, INI NIH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWbRSIqTwNk

Hero MobLeg: noob team? Oke lah

Keisha: XD oke *putar video*

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Gw: *kagak nonton dari tadi* *berenti main hp* oh, udah beres?

Keisha: 😠 loe pasti kagak nonton

Gw: kagak

Hero MobLeg: oke oke! Sabar!

Keisha: awas lo!

Gw: loe mau gw kick dari sini? Atau ban permanent dari sini?

Keisha: dasar! 😡

Gw: 😒

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Hero MobLeg: oke, sekarang apa?

Keisha: yang selanjutnya. Buat,.... Lèslèy

Lèslèy: O.O

Gw: XD

Keisha: loe harus nyanyi

Lesley: NGGAK!!!

Harley: Nggak!!! Suara dia jelek kaya traktor!!!

Lesley: *gasp* =(

Gw: *sigh* udah lah. Jangan ledek dia. W yakin suara loe lebih jelek lagi dari traktor *troll face*

Harley: 😡

Semua: 😂

Keisha: loe harus nyanyi lagu "Side by Side"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXiSVQZLje8

Lesley: okay *nyanyi*

I've been here all night, Ariana
I've been here all day, Nicki Minaj
And boy, got me walkin' side to side
Let them hoes know

I'm talkin' to ya
See you standing over there with your body
Feeling like I wanna rock with your body
And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' 
I'm comin' at ya
Cause I know you got a bad reputation
Doesn't matter, cause you give me temptation
And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin'

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Saying I should give you up
Can't hear them no, cause I 

I've been here all night
I've been here all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side
I've been here all night
I've been here all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side

Been tryna hide it
Baby what's it gonna hurt if they don't know?
Makin' everybody think that we solo
Just as long as you know you got me
And boy I got ya
Cause tonight I'm making deals with the devil
And I know it's gonna get me in trouble
Just as long as you know you got me

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Saying I should give you up
Can't hear them no, cause I 

I've been here all night
I've been here all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side 
I've been here all night
I've been here all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side 

This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come true yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna menage I got a tricycle

All these bitches, flows is my mini-me
Body smoking, so they call me young Nicki chimney
Rappers in they feelings cause they feelin' me
Uh, I-I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me
Kissing me, copped the blue box that say Tiffany
Curry with the shot, just tell 'em to call me Stephanie
Gun pop and I make my gum pop
I'm the queen of rap, young Ariana run pop

These friends keep talkin' way too much
Saying I should give him up
Can't hear them no, cause I 

I've been here all night
I've been here all day
And boy, got me walkin' side to side 
I've been here all night
I've been here all day
Boy, got me walkin' side to side 

This the new style with the fresh type of flow
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle
Come true yo, get you this type of blow
If you wanna menage I got a tricycle

Lesley: *selesai nyanyi*

Gw: hhm, suaranya biasa aja. Bagus malah

Semua: *looks mengarah ke Harley*

Harley: 😅

Keisha: oke. Ini dare selanjutnya plus hukuman. Buat Harley!!!

Harley: TIDAK!!!!!!

Semua: XD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gw: makanya, jangan kaya gitu! Kan sekarang loe tau, apa akibatnya XD

Semua minus Harley: LOL!!

Keisha: loe harus nyanyi lagu "Rap God"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA

Harley: *nyanyi*

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble ? big trouble ? and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yakety-yak
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherf***in' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[Verse 2]
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf***in' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the f*** are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the f*** that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with f***ing cornrows
You're like normal, f*** being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather?s pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherf***in' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I?m ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
It?s curtains, I?m inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove
That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins to (ughhh)
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, f*** you
I'm drunk so Satan take the f***ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat

Harley: *selesai*

Semua minus Darer & Harley(gw & KeishaThalia17): X_X *pingsan*

Gw: -_-" *buka earphone* pake bahasa yang gitu lagi

Keisha: itu emang bahasa dari sononya, Mamang!!

Gw: -_-" Gw kan nggak tau, Kes!!

Semua: *bangun* hadeh. Suaranya....

Gw: jelel kaya traktor

Semua: iya

Harley: 😡

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Keisha: oke. Selanjutnya buat Nana

Nana: KENAPA GUE?!?!?!

Keisha: karena gw yang pengen

Nana: -_-"

Keisha: 😛😜😝

Nana: sigh

Keisha: loe harus cueking semuanya. Jangan ngomong, jangan apa.

Nana: YES!!!

Keisha: -_-"

Nana: *cuek*

Keisha: oke. Selanjutnya buat,.... Irithel!!!

Irithel: O.O TIDAK!!!!!

Keisha: loe harus bunuh Argus

Argus: O.O KOK GUA!-

Irithel: *kill Argus* SHUTDOWN!!!

Semua: *tepuk tangan*

Argus: *respawn* 😠 awas loe thel!!! *ngejar Irithel*

Irithel: oops *troll face* *lari*

Argus: *masih ngejar* Loe orang jangan lari!!!!

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Gw: lanjut

Keisha: oke. Yang ini buat,... Lesley sama Harley!!

Harley & Lesley: HAH?!?!?!? KITA LAGI?!?!?!

Keisha: loe berdua harus saling membunuh

Harley & Lesley: kenapa nggak bilang dari tadi? *masuk arena*

Gw: 😐 oke kita skip aja

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Harley & Lesley: X_X *ded*

Gw: *facepalm* mati mereka

Keisha: udah lah. Lanjut!! Ini yg terakhir. Buat,....... MIYA!!!

Miya: phew. Untung gw yang terakhir

Keisha: loe harus cium pipinya Estes

Miya: HAH?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!

Estes: XD 😂 HAHAHAHA!!!!

Gw: XD Gw yakin kamu denger

Miya: Gw cium pipinya bukan berarti gw suka. Gw suka orang lain di sini *cium pipi Estes*

Estes: 😐 oke?

Miya: YA!!! *kill Estes*

Estes: X_X *ded*

Miya: KILLING SPREE!!!

Semua: *tepuk tangan*

Estes: *respawn* -_-" 😑

Gw: oke. Udah selesai. Kalian bebas

Hero MobLeg: YES!!! *lari keluar*

Nana: *cuek* *diem* *jalan keluar*

Gw: wow. Dia bener bener cuek. Serius amat

Keisha: OKE GUYS SEKIAN DARI KAMI!!

Gw: makasih buat yang udah baca, komen, ngasih asks sama dares, sama vote^^

Keisha: kita ketemu di chapter selanjutnya!!

Gw: Peace,

Keisha: OUT!!!!