WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!!! IT'S BEEN A LONG 2 DAYS SINCE I'VE LAST UPDATED BUT I'M BACK WITH MORE COUPLES TO PRESENT TO YOU. THEY ARE READY TO SHOW THEIR 'SKILLS' AND THEY HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH A 'HARD' PHASE JUST TO PLEASE U GUYS SO 'FASTEN' YOUR SEATBELT AND ENJOY THE RIDE... 😉

OKE MINAAAA!!! NON-YAOI segment part 2 HAJIMERUSOOOOO!!!

First off, I would like to welcum paring #3...

The very egocentric, intelligent, cool-headed, sadistic member of SCEPTER 4 and the irritable, not so intelligent, boisterous but kawaii member of HOMRA...

Fushimi Saruhiko and Yata Misaki PAIRRRRRR!!!!

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*Misaki did a flip on his skateboard while Saruhiko strolls in casually as if he owns the stage*

Me: Welcome the both of you. Pls take a seat 😊

Misaki: *looks over at the audience in awe*
                            !!(Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)!!
WHOAAA!!! I didn't know that this much people is coming to see us. ( °□° )
I've never been this popular my whole life!!!

Fushimi: *sighing*（；¬＿¬) Tsk. Seriously Misaki can you please tone it down? Your stupidity is contagious.

Misaki *waving his fist at Fushimi*:
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) HAAAHH??!!! What did you say KUSO SARUUU?!!! AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO  TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME BY THAT NAME! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH??!!! HAHHHH?!

Fushimi:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Heh...but you are in love with this 'damn monkey' aren't you,
MIIIIII~ SAAAAA~ KIIIIII~

Misaki *blushing hard now*: Sh-shut up! I-I'M not- *softly* inlovewithyouoranything.

Fushimi, grinning: You're not what? *bringing his ear closer to Misaki* I can't hear you properly with all the noise the audience is making ... *smirks at the audience*

Misaki *getting all flustered*: DAMN YOU SARU!!! I'M NOT REPEATING WHAT I SAID U HEAR ME?!!! Y-you trying to pick a fight? Huh?!!!

Fushimi: Tell you what. Let's play a little game of fap.

Misaki *face turning blank*: ( ° -°)  Eh? G-game of what?

Fushimi: You heard me. Fapping game. It's simple. We will jerk each other off and whoever cums first is the loser. And if you lose you're gonna have to say 'I love you Fushimi-sama'. And we'll have to continue where we left off.

Misaki *suddenly realises and turns reaaaallly reddd in the face*: W-W-W-WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THAT? T-T-THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING IT...N-NO WAY!!!

Fushimi *in a taunting voice*: Hohh...Are you perhaps scared??...MIII~ SAAA~ KIIIIIII~

Misaki: WHA-?! W-who's scared you damn monkey!!! I-I'M JUST N-Not...*falters* not...

Fushimi *whispers in his ear*: Misaki...You don't have to pretend. I know you want it...*licks lips*

Misaki *Backs away abruptly*: F-Fine!!! B-bUT ONLY ONCE GOT IT?!!

Fushimi *gives him a satisfied look*: Ok then... I'll start with...
*slid his hand right into Misaki's pants and boxers, circling his d*ck with his palm ...

Misaki *gasping*: HEY WHAT ARE YOU...y-you can't just put your han-...ahh!!!!N-noo...sto-...iiih...it....HNNGG!~ *shivers* *gasp* y-you j-jerkk....ahhh!!

Fushimi *looks at Misaki with lustful eye*: I already am jerking you off.

Misaki tried to unbuckled Fushimi's belt but his hands are trembling so much he is unable to properly do it...

Fushimi quicken the pace with his hands and his other hand went around Misaki's ass before rubbing his finger around the crack of his ass and the shorter broke into a whimpering mess.

Misaki *quivering so much that his hands ended up holding onto Fushimi's belt instead of unbuckling it*: sh-shit this *huff* th-this is...hnnnn!! u-unfair...hah...hahh...I c-can't ahhh!! ..I...I'm...cumm-

RIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

*both of them stopped at what they're doing and stares at me in shock*

Me: Alright! Sorry for the interruption but your time is up!!! Pls carry your beloved Misaki and finish up ur game inside the 5 star deluxe hotel room reserved for you. *smiley smiley*

Fushimi *back to his annoyed expression*: Tsk! Just when we were getting to the good part...

Misaki: *trying to act normal* Ahahaha!!G-guess there's no helping it! We'll have to do it later...hahaha...*pulls up his boxers and  pants* C'mon lets go Fushimi!
*drags the now bored looking Fushimi by the arm and scurries away backstage, not daring to even glance at the audience.

Me: Don't you worry my dear audience. Fear not! The CCTV footage inside their hotel room will be shown in the later part of this segment. In the meantime, let's carry on with the program for couple no #2!!!

Lets clap your c*cks and wet your p*ssy together to welcum the one and only...

d*ck roll pleasee*...

KAGEYAMA AND HINATAAAA PAA-

Me *looks at the screen*: Whoops sorry! wrong pic...let me start over again with the right one...

Lets welcum HINATA AND KAGEYAMA PAIIRRRRRR!!!

Yup that's more lovey-dovey!😚

Me: *looks around the stage when they have yet to show up* hmmm...where are the-

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hinata and Kageyama both ran from the back of the hall all the way to the front of the stage*

By the time they reached me, they're alr on the floor and out of breath.

Hinata *huffing next to Kageyama*: I w-won!! I stepped *huff* on the stage first *huff*...You lose this time...

Kageyama *resting both his hands on his knees*: N-no way! Are you blind?
I touched *huff* the stage first...It's your loss *huff huff*!!!

Me *smiley smiley*: You guys have a lot of energy early in the morning. Is it fun to run around like that? Aren't u tired?

Kageyama *still out of breath*: This is nothing...i can still stand... I can't say the same for Hinata though...

Hinata's body suddenly shot straight up and grabbed Kageyama's collar so their faces was almost touching: NANDESUTEEE????!! U can't even beat me in jumping. I saw you tripped slightly when u tried to jump up the stage. You think I never saw it did you? *gives Kageyama a smug look*

Kageyama *blushes slightly*: The fuck... HINATA BOKE!!! I never-

Hinata *turn around and slaps his ass, sticking out his tongue at the pissed off Kageyama*: Buu buuu...Kageyama can't jump...he's the real idiot here...bleehhh...

KAGEYAMA: H-HINATAAAA!!! *grabs a fistful of Hinata's hair and they both start rolling on the floor, pushing and tearing each other clothes apart*

Me *still smiling*: You two calm do-...

Kageyama: HOW DARE YOU HINATA!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME AN IDIOT, YOU IDIOT!!!

Hinata *pushes Kageyama's cheek in the other direction towards the audience*: But you are one!!! Bakayama!!! *hits* *punch*

Me *putting on a different kind of smile*: Listen to me when I'm talking the both of you...

Both stops and look at me in fear *gulping* : S-sawamura...t-taichou?

Me *in a deep voice*: Look here you bunch of morons. We don't have much time to goof around in this segment. Where the fuck is all the sexual acts that you guys are supposed to be doing huh?! The audience are waiting you know...

Hinata: Y-y-yes ma'am!!! *quickly tore off what is left of Kageyama's t-shirt and Kageyama did the same to Hinata's clothes until they're both kneeling in front of me, half naked with only their boxers in view*

Me *back to my usual smiley, cheerful self*: Now carry on (〜￣▽￣)〜

Hinata*glance bashfully at Kageyama, biting his lips*: K-kageya-ma...C-can I ...ki-kiss you? *blushes*

Kageyama *stares at Hinata for a while before, he touched Hinata's forehead with his palm, looking confused*: Hinata...are you okay? Did you catch a fever?

Hinata: *pouting* J-just shut up and kiss me already Kageyama!!!!!

Kageyama, smiling now: You want to kiss me or do you want me to kiss you? Pick one.

Hinata *averting his gaze, frowning before giving in: AHHHH MOOOOO~

In a second, Hinata grabbed each side of Kageyama' face, closed his eyes shut and softly brushed his lips against Kageyama's.

The latter grabs hold of Hinata's ears and opened his mouth so that their tongues interwined. They kissed passionately under the brightly lit stage, their face sparkling as the dust of light surrounds them.

The audience had started fapping, I had started recording, the whole Karasuno team had started to clap backstage with tears in their eyes. It all ends well...MEDETASHI MEDATASHI 😌😌😌

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Kageyama used his right finger to rub Hinata's erect bud while using his left hand to cup his ass. He brought Hinata closer so that Hinata sat on his laps, each legs sprawled accross each side of his hips.

Hinata *moaning*: Mmmmm...Kageya- *pant* mmmnn...nnnghh!!!!

Hinata's hips jerked up as Kageyama began licking and sucking his collarbone progressively up along the side of his neck while his free hands enveloped Hinata's manhood, constantly tapping, encircling and teasing the tip of his erect c*ck.

Hinata could not surpress his moans a second longer as he wrapped his small legs around Kageyama's waist, clutching his back and clinging on to him...

Hinata: Nngh!! Aaahhhnn...K-kageya- MAAAHnnn!!! It feels soo ...g-goo...oh God!!hah..nnnnhh! *pant* *shiver* *shake*....

Me: *drooling and panting too* Recorder in hand...felt a tap on my shoulder*

I snapped my head to the side: What?! Can't you see that I'm recording here?!!

One of my staff: Boss!! BOOSSS!!! THE TIME!!!

Me: *went back to reality and looks at my watch* Oh shiiii-

*turns to the couple* ALRIGHT THE BOTH OF YOU IT'S TIME!!! You have done me and your teammates proud boys *wipes tears*!!! You deserve the whole Villa to yourselves. I have booked  it just so you guys can fickle fackle all u want. 😆😆😆

Hinata and Kageyama grinned to each other. They immediately stood up and bowed ninety degree towards me *in synch*: Thank you so much for your guidance ma'am!!!

Me *being like a proud mom*: Aww you two. C'mere!!! *I extended my hands to hug the both of them*

Once I've waved them goodbye and they've left the stage, I faced the now *unsatisfied, attentive* audience...

Me *thinking*:  Did I forget something🤔🤔🤔

*Then I realise* AUDIENCE PLEASE CALM DOWN. This is still not the end of the non-yaoi shipping program. There is still one more couple to go. But for now...let's take a well deserved break since your wrist must have hurt a lot during the show.

Once again thank you so much for staying with me till the end and I hope to see you in the last part of the YAOI SHIPPING #1. *bows* and feel free to stay if you wish to see the... you know what...never mind...see you guys later...CIAO!!! 😊😊😊

Srsly? You guys are still here? GO HOME! There's nothing for you to see down there.
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I thought u guys are tired? I said byeeeeeeeee...Goodbye! Pls go home. SLEEP! Go to  church, pray, READ THE BIBLE and be the good, innocent pure kids that your parents adore. Byeee!!!

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AGGGGHHHH FINE I GIVE UP!!!! ENJOY YOURSELVES U BUNCH OF PERVS!!! *Rolls eyes*

Huehuehuehue....u guys had enough right???

U still want more? Jesus Christ tsktsktsktsk....

Fine here's another set... *pray for these guys who has been dragged to the dark side*
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Of course dat includes me (ง ื▿ ื)ohohoho!!

EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW?!! Ok this is really the end...ahaha...Have a nice day ahead peeps! Don't forget to vote IF AND ONLY IF YOU SCROLL DOWN TILL THE END to atone for your sins. Heh...got no choice now do you?😏

See ya later! Love ya 😘😘😘