I was tagged by Rush (@RainingFaye) to list off a bunch of things only people in my life have said.

We'll start with me.

"Are YOU being shipped with four different people at once?"

"Fun. Metal igloo. What else?"

"I already know what How To Train Your Dragon is, you don't need to tell me again."

"You're a shovel."

"I don't remember, but his name sounds like avocado."

"Half of our group has some kind of social weakness." (This resulted in the person next to me bursting out laughing for the next five minutes because it was true for our Dungeons and Dragons characters.)

Now because I can't think of anything else, here's some stuff other people have said near me.

"So can I blow up the door or no?"

"Here, Ruby, Sammy's your sex slave now." (being smart, I just responded "what")

"Wingardium Leviosa! You are now a frog!"

That's all I can think of right now. I don't know.

Do this if you want. I need to do homework.

—Ruby