Like usually.

So yesterday was ContestShipping Day. I finished the first chapter of Castle Of Lies (A ContesShipping story). But I realised that I didn't have the time to write more. So, I decided not to publish it.

And now it looks like I didn't do sh*t for it. So I used to plot generator Alpha_Sapphire_ used in a few of her chapters.

Drew and May
A Flying Romance
by LapisLazulli2

Drew Hayden is a beautiful, handsome and smart Pokémon coordinator from Hoenn. His life is going nowhere until he meets May Maple, a strong, slender woman with a passion for food.

Drew takes an instant disliking to May and the cowardly and stupid ways she learnt during her years in Kanto.

However, when a Darkrai tries to hit Drew, May springs to the rescue. Drew begins to notices that May is actually rather brave at heart.

But, the pressures of May's job as a Pokémon coordinator leave her blind to Drew's affections and Drew takes up battling to try an distract himself.

Finally, when creepy Pokémon coordinator, Brianna , threatens to come between them, May has to act fast. But will they ever find the flying love that they deserve?

Auto Praise for Drew and May

"I fell in love with the kind May Maple. Last night I dreamed that she was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Drew and May does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love the bit where a Darkrai tries to hit Drew - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

Enid Kibbler, Zob Gloop, try to do this yourself. This is art.

Well, that's my sad excuse of a ContestShipping celebration. Happy Late ContestShipping Day!