Hanayo: *panting* Guys!

Maki: Oh, what's wrong, Hanayo?

Hanayo: You won't believe what day it is!

Eli: Victory Day?

Nozomi: That's only a Russian holiday.

Rin: What day is it, Kayochin~ ☆

Nico: *flicks hair* I can't believe that none of you know that today-

Hanayo: Lavender's birthday! Lavender's birthday is today!

Kotori: Lavender?

Nico: You call yourself a full fledged idol, and don't know Lavender?

Maki: How are we supposed to know? You're the idol fans.

Hanayo: Lavender is a very serious idol fan, who supports idols with all her heart. She's a very smart and kind hearted person. She takes her work seriously but always takes the time to praise others' hard work. She even got the nickname Goddess of Wisdom!

Honoka: A goddess?!

Kotori: She sounds like an amazing person! ^^

Nico: But of course!

Rin: Are we supposed to give Lavvychin a present?

Hanayo: Naturally.

Nico: And as a matter of fact, I have the perfect present!

Honoka: OOOOOH! As expected of the club president!

Nico: *smiles* No need to thank me, really.

Maki: So what's the present?

Nico: This!

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Umi: Um...

Kotori: How do I say this?

Honoka: Isn't this a little...

Hanayo: It's too bland!

Nico: But it's a classic!

Nozomi: A classic means it's been used often already, right? Wouldn't you want to give someone special something special?

Nico: But-

Maki: Well, it's Nico, after all...

Nico: Like you can do better!

Maki: *playing with her hair* Of course I can't. I don't even know her.

Nico: Thought so!

Maki: But if I were to give someone who loves idols a present...

Honoka: She's getting ideas!

Hanayo: And Maki should have knowledge about this kind of stuff, right? Since she's rich.

Maki: I wouldn't say that. How about we give her this?

Nozomi: It's Kotori!

Kotori: >////////<

Rin: Good for you, Kotori-chan~ ☆

Umi: I have a terrible announcement, guys...

Honoka: What is it?

Umi: Lavender...

Kotori: Lavender...?

Umi: Lavender already changed her profile picture to Tom Holland!

Honoka and Hanayo: *GaSp* NOOOOOOO!!

Maki: That's too bad.

Nozomi: But we can send her a postcard, right?

Hanayo: Leave this to me!

Rin: Oh~ ☆

Eli: It looks... interesting?

Rin: Oh, my turn! My turn!

Rin: Do you, Lavender, take Kyoya Ootori as your lawful husband?

Umi: What's with the marriage?

Kotori: I don't think Lavender can marry yet.

Eli: Yeah, she's not old enough yet.

Rin: But she said Kyoya was her everything!

Eli: Well, I'm sure she and Kyoya can spend some time together, anyway.

Umi: So we still don't have a present?

Hanayo: It wasn't good enough?! ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Nozomi: It's gonna be alright. Any other ideas?

Umi: Then it's my turn.

Rin: Go Umi!

Umi:

Eat and sleep, then eat and sleep some more. Oh, Kabigon.

Honoka: What does that mean?

Nico: That doesn't even make sense!

Umi: It's one of Professor Oak's respected poems!

Nico: You didn't even make it yourself!

Umi: Well, that would've been embarrassing.

Maki: *playing with her hair* Next.

Kotori: How about we give her a drawing?

Maki: Sounds good.

Kotori: Then wait a bit, okay?

Honoka: Okay!

Kotori: Finished!

Honoka: Where's the colour?

Kotori: Oh, uh... There wasn't enough time.

Eli: That's understandable.

Honoka: It's okay! We still have time.

Umi: But our time differs from Lavender, so how much time do we actually still have?

Nozomi: ...four hours.

Nico: NOOOOOOOO!!

Eli: That's actually more time than we thought we had. We would've only had two hours left in Japanese time.

Nico: YESSSSSSSS!!

Eli: Most of us have already attempted a good birthday present, but with how little time we have left...
Nozomi: Why not let μ's leader pick the right present?

Maki: That sounds fair.

Hanayo: Honoka knows best how to make people happy, after all!

Eli: I agree.

Rin: Yup! ☆

Kotori: That's right! Only Honoka-chan would be able to give Lavender something truly special!

Umi: Hm-hm.

Nico: I guess it can't be helped.

Honoka: You guys...

Umi: So, Honoka, any ideas?

Honoka: Hmm... I think I'll stick with the postcard!

Nico: Isn't my idea better?

Honoka: It may not seem like very much, but what matters is the feelings put into the card itself. We're congratulating someone's birthday, but we also want to thank Lavender for being such a faithful fan of ours, right? I think the only way we can get those feelings across is by sending this card.

Lapis: *popping op out of nowhere* StrangeWeirdFangurl thank you for being an amazingly smart and understanding friend. We haven't talked that much about ourselves to each other, but I've talked enough with you to know what an amazing person you are. I hope you'll smoothly finish off school and that you enjoy the life ahead of you. How old did you become? (Lmao, unprepared.) Anyway, I'm glad you're active again, Lavvy.

Umi: Who are you and how did you get here?!

Lapis: Oh, umm...

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But it isn't only the birthday of our dear friend the Goddess of Wisdom.

Happy birthday, Sylveon12! I'm so sorry! I wanted to give you a Gladion x Moon one shot, but inspiration kind of left me and there wasn't enough time. (I'm already late with Lavender's birthday present.) But I promise I'll write that one shot someday, and maybe it'll be your birthday present for next year.

For now, I hope this crappy edit works. ^^'