Lmao. So, I came to proofread this tag, right? And the first thing I saw was...

Hilarious joke alert.

Anyway, moving on to the actual tag.

Couple people tagged me, so uh... f*ck.

I'm just doing this in this book despite it being a one shot, because this is a tag.

Gonna make it fanfiction, because that's the only way people will be interested. ^^'

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Shinsou sighed, throwing another stone over the lake.

When Shinsou was born, he was born without emotions. His mother thought she was blessed when she got a child that didn't cry, but as Shinsou grew up, everyone around him despised him. He couldn't even feel sad or frustrated because of it. One day, his mother had gotten angry at him, insulting him over and over again. "It doesn't matter what I say to you, you won't be able to get down from it anyway, you freak!" Indeed, Shinsou hadn't felt anything. No guilt, anger, sadness, pity. Nothing. He couldn't even hate him or his mother.

The day after, his father had started a business. People could donate their unwanted emotions to give them to Shinsou. As expected, he hadn't thought anything if it. When it had started, the first emotion Shinsou had ever gotten was regret. It had been years since then. All he'd gotten were emotions that would only suffocate him. He didn't want these emotions anymore. He preferred not to feel anything. Why hadn't he refused when he had the chance?

He knew the answer to that, but he sometimes wished it hadn't gone that way, despite it being the inevitable result.

Today, someone had donated him their spite. He had gotten that emotion before. He rested his head against a rock. What a mess he was.

"Everything okay?"

Shinsou looked up, staring at a blond boy. He looked kind of dumb, but also happy. He wished he could have that emotion. The boy leaned onto the same rock as Shinsou, not leaving when he didn't get a reply. Shinsou sighed. "I can't feel okay."

"Why not?" the boy asked.

"I was born without emotions. People have donated me their unwanted emotions, so now I live only ever feeling things like guilt, sadness, spite or other emotions people would want to get rid of." It bothered Shinsou that he was basically telling his entire life story to the blond, but he also had no reason to lie. What bothered him even more was the pitiful look in the boy's eyes. Shinsou clicked his tongue. "Don't look at me like that. It's not like there is anything to be done about it."

"I'll donate you my happiness."

"What?" Shinsou asked. "You do know you can't feel that emotion anymore once that happens, right?"

The blond tilted his head. "Is that so?" Shinsou nodded, feeling a bit disappointed that the boy hadn't known. "Okay then." Shinsou's eyes widened. What was with this guy?

"Are you out of your mind?!" Shinsou yelled.

The boy smiled widely. "I can still feel other emotions, right? I can be excited, hyper and relieved. I don't believe happiness is all I need. And if you have it, I suppose it's alright, right?" Shinsou stared stunned at the boy.

"You don't only look dumb, you really are dumb."

"Eh?! Shouldn't you be nice to the person that's giving you their happiness? I can also, keep it, you know!"

Shinsou waved his hands to stop the boy from regretting his decision already. "No, please give it to me!"

The boy smiled. "Good boy." Shinsou sighed. What was with this situation? "Did you just feel relieved?"

"I can't feel relieved."

"But you just did."

Shinsou got a bit irritated with the boy. "If I say I can't, I can't." The blond shrugged, smirking at him. "Can you give me your happiness now?"

"How do I do that, exactly?"

Shinsou sighed deeply. "You just touch me and say you'll give the emotion of happiness to me."

"What's your name anyway?"

"Don't change the topic!" The blond chuckled, stretching out his arm to touch my cheek. Shinsou averted his eyes. "My shoulder is fine, too."

The blond didn't seem to have any limit to his smile. It ranged from a wide smile to soft and fond smile. This time it was a smile that he enjoyed himself. Never had Shinsou imagined to see a face like that when someone was about to give him their happiness. "Shouldn't it be skin to skin?"

"We can also just hold hands."

"Or we can kiss." Shinsou's heart skipped a beat at that. "Oh, you're feeling embarrassed? Did someone give you that emotion?"

"One person." Shinsou said. The person had told him she didn't want to be have limits to how much she could do and say. Though Shinsou had already guessed she wasn't gonna be very happy she gave him that emotion after some time. Not that he ever heard of her again. Shinsou gritted his teeth. "Just get over with it, and give me your happiness."

The boy chuckled. "Okay, okay." Shinsou moved a bit so the boy had better access to his cheek, if that was the place he wanted to touch him so badly. "I, Kaminari Denki, shall grant you the emotion of happiness." It was just like that, that he felt a bit more complete. Like he'd known something was missing and right then it came.

He turned his head to the blond, in awe. "You didn't have to say it like that." he mumbled, despite the... happiness he felt.

Kaminari's lips formed a fond smile. "I just wanted for you to know my name."

"Why?"

"Because you seemed like you needed a friend. Or, who knows? Maybe you needed a boyfriend."

Shinsou stared at Kaminari. "So you find my attractive or you just like messing with me?"

Kaminari shrugged. "Which one would you prefer?" Shinsou's cheeks heated up again. "Oh, he's embarrassed."

"Shinsou."

"Huh?"

"My name is Shinsou."

Kaminari chuckled. "Let's be friends, Shinsou." Shinsou smiled a bit nervously.

"Yeah."

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Not even I know what I did there. Just be happy I did the tag. It's short af, but you know what? Idgaf.

I tag...

@anyone that hasn't yet done this tag.

Now, presenting without context:

Egg.