SEPTEMBER 1ST, 1989
DEAR DIARY,
I BELIEVE I'M A GOOD PERSON, YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THERE'S GOOD IN EVERYONE. BUT HERE WE ARE, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR! AND UH- I LOOK AROUND AT THESE KIDS I'VE KNOWN ALL MY LIFE AND I ASK MYSELF, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
FREAK! SLUT! BURNOUT! BUGEYES! POSER! LARD-ASS!
WE WERE SO TINY, HAPPY AND SHINY, PLAYING TAG AND GETTING CHASED.
FREAK! SLUT! LOSER! SHORT-BUS!
SINGING AND CLAPPING, LAUGHING AND NAPPING, BAKING COOKIES, EATING PASTE.
BULL-DYKE! STUCK-UP! HUNCHBACK!
THEN WE GOT BIGGER, THAT WAS THE TRIGGER LIKE THE HUNS INVADING ROME
EUGH!
OH, SORRY!
WELCOME TO MY SCHOOL, THIS AIN'T NO HIGH SCHOOL, THIS IS THE THUNDER DOME.
HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT THE DAYS, WE'RE GRADUATING SOON.
WHITE TRASH!
COLLEGE WILL BE PARADISE, IF I'M NOT DEAD MY JUNE!
BUT I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, LIFE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.
I PRAY, I PRAY, FOR A BETTER WAY
WE WERE KIND BEFORE, WE CAN BE KIND ONCE MORE, WE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.
OW!
JUST NOT TODAY.
HEY ARE YOU OKAY?
GET AWAY, NERD!
OH, OKAY.

I would do the rest but I'm lazy and it's an 8 minute song so...

But seriously, I love Heathers, it's honestly the show that got me into all the musicals I love now.
I watched the Heathers bootleg before I even knew what a bootleg was.
And before I knew who Barrett Wilbert Weed was. Poor me 7 months ago who didn't know who Barrett was