I feel like it's really necessary to tell you guys that I'm the type of person that would walk into a room and yell "IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD CAT IN HERE"

Mal and I walked into the kitchen for snacks (because you obviously can't have a sleepover without snacks) and my mom was in the living room and I screamed "it smells like dead cat in here" and Mal spit out her drink :D

And it was completely normal for me so I looked at Mal like "what?"

And then I kept saying how I think my mom killed Blacky and we're smelling his corpse :) Rest in Pizza dear cat...

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I felt kinda bad for Mal because she had dinner with my family and I and my mom had said "through" but rolled the r, so I complained about it and my dad and I had a long conversation about it XD

Mal enjoyed it though XD

THAT REMINDS ME: MY DAD IS THE HUGEST DORK/NERD (other than me of course XD)

We needed some things for the lanterns so I asked my dad to bring it over to school and he had put the bag in the backseat, and I took out everything I didn't need and my dad was trying to reach it from the driver's seat but he couldn't so Mal handed it to him and he literally said "the force was not with me"

Well, I know where my dorkiness (let's pretend that's a word lol) comes from :D

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Mal and I were trying to use Omegle but it wouldn't work so we used something else (don't remember what it's called lol) and there was this one guy we talked with and I only showed my black hoodie so he started calling me "shadow girl" and I really want that to be my username on Instagram or something now XDDD

Oh yeah, a hobby of mine is calling random strangers and being really sassy with fuckboys, so whenever they're like "can I see your boobs" I reply with "can I see yours", their reactions are priceless :3

And I felt kinda mean 'cause this one guy kept saying really perverted stuff and I started giving him life advice about how he should get out more XD

And this happened:

Fuckboy: I think your vagina would be tight

Me: I think you need to get out of your house more

Fuckboy: *hangs up*

Me: LOLOLOL I THINK I OFFENDED HIM