"And this is how you say I love you." 

"Te Amo?"

"Yeah."

"I always thought that meant hello, I used to go around saying it to everyone I met."

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"I should report you?"

"You wouldn't."

"And why wouldn't I?"

"Because if you report me I report you."

"Ah...You want a donut?"

"Hell yes."

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"So this is how you say hello, hóla."

"What."

"Hóla."

"Hula?"

"No."

"Holu?"

"H-Ó-L-A."

"Hula."

"Did that one already."

"Damn, hulasalashi?"

"Are you even trying?"

"Not really."

"I knew it."

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"I'm the photographer and this is my wife. She helps me. ...They're gone right?"

"Why did I have to be the wife why couldn't I be the photographer?"

"Because dahling I have the camera around my neck."

"Oh.... You know what I'm going to the chocolate fountain."

"Bye Dahling."

"I hate you."