Let me take you back to that day.................................when I was going to college as usual 😂😂

I took my ride and there was this girl was sitting beside me. I don't know what to call her, women? Lady? Old women? Or girl? Bcoz I wasn't able to see her face 😅
Let's call her girl only to not get confused.

So she was sitting beside me and she started talking suddenly. I got scared thinking she is possessed or what. I just kept looking at her for a minute and so to figure it out with whom she was talking and how. Thennnnn...........my eyes landed on her bag from which wires were coming out and reaching her ears maybe, bcoz I wasn't able to see that where the wires were leading 😅😅. It was headphones wires. Then I thought she was talking to someone she know bcoz her voice was so low more like a whisper. Do you know who that someone was? Do you? Do you? It was non-other than her boyfriend and how I figured it out was, she started shouting after sometimes and I got to know 😄😄😄💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

Okay, I'll tell you what my ears saw. Sorry, it's not a typo. My ears literally saw that as they were facing towards her. My eyes were in front so they have not seen anything but my ears dose 😆😆

They saw break up in a very dramatic way.

This was funny for me bcoz it was the first time I was witnessing a breakup that too in public transport. No, no, not a bus, but auto. And many Indian ppl know how the auto drivers behave when they get some tea to drink 😂😂😂😂

I'll tell you later how they behave as it is a tea to talk upon separately. Anyways, back to *cough* breakup

She was whispering at first and started shouting as you all know, so let me tell you what happened:

She: you blocked me and talked to her?

Me: .........

She: what you think I don't know how you are? I'm very well aware of your character.

Me:....................................?

She: what you told, bivi ho kya meri saval puchne k liye? (Are you my wife to question me)

Me: ~ ~ 😰

Till this point, I figured it out that there is something wrong and the person she was talking to is definitely her boyfriend. Aren't I intelligent? 😅

She: no, no, how dare you say that? Don't act smart with me. I know you very well.

Me: 😮

She: I don't want to be anyone's time pass.

Me: *trying to hold my laughter*

Auto man: *slowed down the auto and was hearing carefully what she is saying*

Get a life uncle!! 😂😂😂

She: no, no, I'm done now. Don't give me excuses. I'm beautiful...

Me: 😩

She looked at me and I gave her a smile with closed eyes like nothing is happening. Main Kaha hu? Koun hu? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

She:... I have a good family background...

Me: 😲😲*thinking* shit! I want this family of her 😂😂😂😂

She: I'm studying...

Me*thinking * yes, yes, you are only studying. Hum to bas time pass kar rahe hai na 😂😂😂

She:... no enough! I don't want to be such a bad time pass of anyone.

Me: *thinking and trying to control laugh* what were you doing form these many days? Time pass ~~

She:ghfsgjljdgufhj,gkhdm2iu5e47guyrfuouggouihcgjxgjgjzfbdgnchj.........................................................ilxydxkjhhidryjglgojgjbjhf.........

I don't know what happened next. My ears are still pure. They haven't heared anything impure. I was trying to control laughter, she was shouting, the auto man was enjoying and i reached my college (damn I missed the climax. Now that auto man will enjoy it alone😅). I ran as fast as I can toward the college bcoz if it will be a minute more, I was definitely gonna laugh in front for her 😂😂😂

Moral of the story:

👉 do your breakups at your home or somewhere else. Not on roads that to over a phone. You never know who is getting scared, who is laughing (like me), who is enjoying( auto man)

👉if you know that person from before, like how she said "I know how you are. Don't fool me" so plz keep a one hand distance from the time you know how that person is 😅😅😅

👉restrict from being anyone's bad time pass. Be a good one 😂😂😂😉 joking, don't be a time pass only, bcoz the time will pass 😂😂😂😂

👉you are beautiful, good family background, studying, so plz! Plzzzzzz! Get a job rather doing breakups in auto 😬😬😬

👉don't laugh during this kind of "serious suitations". If you don't take this advice seriously, then ppl will beat you with chappals (shoes) 😂😂😂

Curtain down!

See ya all next time with some hot hot tea 😉