Based on minecraft skins but with modern tech like actually furniture.
I needed a laugh from my depressing stories.
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Introduction thingy:

The nether wasn't that bad as people make it out to be. Although it did have its... Flaws.

Weather? Hot and Lava everywhere. You get a nice tan though. Better than any old minecraftia sun.

Mobs? Ok I guess. Keep a real living nether prince and they won't be a bother. Zombie pigman are good guards too.

Herobrine, destroyer of life? Really... He only shows when he has questions on modern day technology.

3rd POV:

It was nice and quiet in the castle, not a single zombie pigman could be heard. The gasts were quiet, not even a hum from a blaze.

That peace was interrupted by the slamming of the two front doors opening. There stood and man with bright glowing eyes. He walked in, using shadows to close the doors with another slam.

"SON I HAVE COME TO RETRIEVE YOUR BREAD FRYER," he shouted in a loud voice.

(Right now I am stifling a laugh at 2 am)

His son, otherwise known as Jordan, looked up from the couch he was... Well... It looked like he was sleeping. His hair was a mess and he didn't have his glasses on.

"You mean toaster," Jordan corrected.

"YES."

"You.... Don't need to yell. It's in the kitchen," Jordan laid back down, leaving his dad to go look for it himself. Herobrine frowned slightly, but proceeded anyway.

(Help. Can't... Hold laughter.)

He walked in and looked around quickly. His table now had two chairs... And everything seemed to be in order. Jordan would usually have papers and things everywhere.

Anyway, Herobrine retrieved the 'bread fryer', (Such a fun word), and headed back out the door. Something purple caught his eye before he left. A purple amulet just thrown off to the side near an empty chair.

Oh... So he wasn't sleeping.... 'Alone'

"I SHALL TAKE LEAVE NOW."

"K bye."

"GOODBYE SON."

"Ok ok.... Goodbye."

(I had to pause here)

"GOODBYE SONS SLEEPING PARTNER."

"DAD"

"Bye Hero," Herobrine saw another had wave from the couch.

"ANT!!"

"What?"

Oh, Herobrine will for surely embarrass his son more later.

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Short stories short short stories.
Why'd you let me stay up till two am writing this???
Herobrine is just always drawn as the bad guy (CAUSE HE IS) but I felt like making him that dad that would embarrass his kid and not know shit about technology.
I wrote this in one night. Save me notch.