The Reds and Blues, except Caboose, glared at Miko for suggesting Donut to give a demonstration of his Musical while Donut begins to sing.

Donut
Let me blow you... away
You won't believe your eyes and ears today
You are in for a surprise
When you look into my eyes
You won't be able to deny my gaze

"Wait, your what?'' Ratchet asked with his optics slightly widen.

"Oh come on, you can't deny my deep. Penetrating. Eye contact, my gaze what did you think I said?" Donut asked.

"Uh...Don't ask!" Ratchet answers very quickly.

"Good move..." Sarge whispers to the Autobot Medic.

"Don't tell!" Donut said, before he starts singing again.

Let me blow you... away
There is nothing that I will not do or say
To entertain a red companion
In this hot and sweaty canyon
Like a stallion I am bursting through the ga...TE

"...a what?" Miko and Raf asked.

"You know, a stallion. A stud, a horse with a big..." Donut begins.

"Don't say it!" Agent Fowler warned, thinking he might say something inappropriate.

"...Saddle, now who wants to mount up?" Donut asked.

"Oh God/Oh Primus..." Simmons and Ratchet groans in annoyance as Donut continues to sing.

Let me start with this inquiry
Which I've recorded in my diary
I've got a secret thing I want to say

What's worse than a conundrum
Or a cheerleader threesome (bitches!)
Not taking time to enjoy life each day

You see the fun will never cease
As long as we've got elbow grease
There's really nothing to it
When you're using head... light... flu...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

"Headlight fluid?" Bulkhead, Bumblebee, Arcee, Fowler and the kids asked unison.

"Long story short, when Donut had just arrived at red base and we pulled the 'go to the store' prank." Simmons explains.

"Oh..." They replied.

"Donut, you do know there's no such thing as headlight fluid..." Ratchet pointed out.

"Yeah, me and Simmons made it up as a prank!" Grif added.

"Depends on what you mean by 'head'" Donut said, as everyone gave him a deadpan expression.

"We're just pretend we don't know what you mean..." Grif said, to which everyone else nods in agreement.

"I'm just going to pretend you guys do!" Donut said, to which everyone sighed before he starts singing.

I caught the fever for hot fun
And I'm recruiting everyone
You know, this army needs a little style

Hold my ankles, stretch my hammies
I hope that you like double whammies
Cause I'm gonna sing and dance until you smile

"I'm smiling! Yay!" Caboose said happily, to which Arcee giggles at his antics, and Ratchet followed suit with a fake smile

"Look I'm also smiling! Now please stop singing!" Ratchet pleads with a fake smile, but Donut continues.

Some soldiers only work or nap
While I ride in shotgun's lap
The solution's simple
I'll fill 'em up
With my po... ten...tial...

"Shotgun's Lap?" Jack, Miko, and Raf asked in confusion.

"Shotguns Lap simply sitting in the lap of the guy who called shotgun." Carolina explained.

"When did that happen?" Arcee asked as Donut continues trail off.

"It started when we needed to get somewhere, and the Warthog only had a three seater and so half of us had to sit on each others laps" Simmons stated.

"Please, never remind me!" Grif cringed and pleaded, while Team Prime is clearly disturbed by this.

"Okay! Donut you can stop now, enough with the double entendres!" Bumblebee beeped.

"Bumblebee! No don't-" Simmons was about to warn him, but it was too late.

"Double entendre? Is that anything like a ménage-à-trois?" Donut asked in confusion.

"Good job Bumblebee, good job..." Simmons groan sarcastically at the Yellow Scout.

"What!?" Bumblebee beeped in exclamation .

"In that case..." Donut started to sing again.

Let me blow you... away
Like a needle I'll get lost inside your hay
Easy if you know how, just like milking a cow
Like we do it on the farm back in I-O-W-A

"You grew up in IOWA? In your earth?" Jack asked in surprise.

"Yep, you spend a lot of time thinking when you're on the farm. And then a lot of time repressing those thoughts..." Donut replied.

Let me blow you... away
I'm on my knees, just to have a chance today
If you see me winking, it's cause we're both thinking
This lightish red armor looks so ga... rish

"Sorry? What? What did you call your armor?" Optimus asked in confusion.

"Ga-rish, it means totally lacking in good taste." Donut explains.

"Hmm. Kinda like this song" Jack said bluntly.

"For the millionth time, Donut, your armor is clearly pink!" Grif pointed out.

"It's lightish red!" Donut retorts.

"Seriously?! It's clearly pink!" Miko also pointed out.

"No! It's Lightish Red!" Donut retorts again, as the others sighs in irritation at this, except Optimus.

"Why won't you just admit it..." Arcee said, clearly annoyed by Donut's obliviousness of his paint job.

"Yeah, you're not fooling anyone Donut." Bulkhead said.

"Uhm, are we still talking about his paint job, or something else?" Bumblebee asked confused.

"Enough talk, you guys! It's time for some action!" Donut proclaims.

"NO!!" Everyone, surprisingly also Optimus, shouted.

So let me blow you...
Blow you all...
One by one...
Individually...
Or in a group...
Blow you...
Away...!!!

The song ends.

"So what do you think?" Donut asked.

"Please stop singing already!" Ratchet and Fowler shouted.

"I kind of like it..." Miko said, making Donut perk up form the statement.

"I knew you would like it!" The Lightish-Red Vehicon said in joy.

"I can understand why you guys don't like the song..." Jack said to the Reds and Blues.

This has been a weird day for Team Prime.

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To be continued

Well this Chapter is done, I hope you all enjoy this and stay tuned for the next chapter.