Sorry 

By theidiotmachine

I'm sorry I created the universe.

We were messing about in the lab, playing with the antimatter, wondering about lunch. And Dave was whining.

'You think I'm so three dimensional,' he said. 'But I've got loads of depth.'

We laughed because he was pretty shallow. He thought his singularity was cool, and he insisted on showing it to us.

But then I dropped it, and it suddenly exploded to occupy all of time and space.

So, if you think this universe is bad, and life is hard, remember that I missed lunch cleaning up, while Dave whined at me.