This month, angerbda recruited TK founder AngusEcrivain to do her dirty work, and dirty it is... Or at least it could be, at least Angus thought it was!

And because everyone knows the actual words to the original rhyme, we're only giving you angerbda's adapted version!

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Choo-Choo here

And a Choo-Choo there

Here a Choo, there a Choo

Everywhere a Choo-Choo

Old TK had dieselpunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Clonk-Clonk here

And a Clonk-Clonk there

Here a Clonk, there a Clonk

Everywhere a Clonk-Clonk

Old TK had some steampunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Hack-Hack here

And a Hack-Hack there

Here a Hack, there a Hack

Everywhere a Hack-Hack

Old TK had cyberpunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Hum- Hum here

And a Hum-Hum there

Here a Hum, there a Hum

Everywhere a Hum-Hum

Old TK had teslapunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Tick-Tock here

And a Tick-Tock there

Here a Tick, there a Tock

Everywhere a Tick-Tock

Old TK had some clockpunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Whoosh-Whoosh here

And a Whoosh- Whoosh there

Here a Whoosh, there a Whoosh

Everywhere a Whoosh- Whoosh

Old TK had some greenpunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Arr!-Arr! here

And a Arr!-Arr! there

Here a Arr!, there a Arr!

Everywhere a Arr!-Arr!

Old TK had piratepunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Boom!-Boom! here

And a Boom!-Boom! there

Here a Boom!, there a Boom!

Everywhere a Boom!-Boom!

Old TK had atompunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Yabba Dabba!!! here

And a Dabba Doo!!! there

Here a Yabba, there a Dabba!!!

Everywhere a WILMA!!!

Old TK had some stonepunk

E-I- E-I- O

Ol' Tevun Krus had a release

E-I- E-I- O

And in his release he had some punk

E-I- E-I- O

With a Watt-Watt here

And a Watt-Watt there

Here a Watt, there a Watt

Everywhere a Watt-Watt

With a Yabba Dabba!!! here

And a Dabba Doo!!! there

Here a Yabba, there a Dabba!!!

Everywhere a Wilma!!!

With a Boom!-Boom! here

And a Boom!-Boom! there

Here a Boom!, there a Boom!

Everywhere a Boom!-Boom!

With a Arr!-Arr! here

And a Arr!-Arr! there

Here a Arr!, there a Arr!

Everywhere a Arr!-Arr!

With a Whoosh-Whoosh here

And a Whoosh- Whoosh there

Here a Whoosh, there a Whoosh

Everywhere a Whoosh- Whoosh

With a Tick-Tock here

And a Tick-Tock there

Here a Tick, there a Tock

Everywhere a Tick-Tock

With a Hum- Hum here

And a Hum-Hum there

Here a Hum, there a Hum

Everywhere a Hum-Hum

With a Hack-Hack here

And a Hack-Hack there

Here a Hack, there a Hack

Everywhere a Hack-Hack

With a Clonk-Clonk here

And a Clonk-Clonk there

Here a Clonk, there a Clonk

Everywhere a Clonk-Clonk

With a Choo-Choo here

And a Choo-Choo there

Here a Choo, there a Choo

Everywhere a Choo-Choo

Ol' TK had lots of punk

E-I- E-I- OOOOOOO...

And because let's be honest, this is the bit you've all been waiting for...

https://youtu.be/oVD9IgzzPcw