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A Big Dumb Object sneaking up behind
Twirls their moustache and gives a smirking smile
Casually asking me, "Where have you been all my life?"
"Be my wife. Oh great goddess divine."
I stare blankly... not knowing what to do.
Baffled as the sight before me. I sigh.
And out of the blue, an answer comes flying through.
"Sorry to say, Mr. BDO, I'm down with flu!
I cannot marry you."
By Nablai
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When a big yellow thing hangs in the sky
You know it's about time to cry.
For as dumb as this big object may be
It's not something you like to see.
A new bypass is what they crave to build
For this, you even might get billed.
So, beware and cower down in fear
the Vogon construction fleet is here.
By jinnis
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When one is late
The deadline long past
You wonder why
Someone didn't kick your ass
Tracks of time
Empty cans of beer
Whiskey but a spider
Chaser so tasteless
An opportunity lost
A chance gone wasted
Would've written this earlier
But I smoked a bunch of weed
Totally got...ummm...
...Squirrel!
By nosleneillor
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A Vogonster once told me
Seize the BDO that drops on the tree
Secure the mothership with lots of candies
And remember to get some sleep.
In the dark, the BDO trails
Looking at the chaos, the Vogonsters entrail
Science-fictionary is our ticket to fame
We bring our best game.
By Nablai
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Vogan plumbers come and go
The eventual outcome so chunky and slow
Slow of mind and of thought
Someone issued them explosives
They gave it a shot
Opened the lids too and fro
Backwards the sewage did flow
Over the hills and through the dales
The tidal wave did grow
Across the floor and out the door
The vogan plumbers did blow
Throughout the land and beyond the sand
The famous sayings go
"Don't hire the vogans..."
"...they'll blow up your shit Yo!"
By nosleneillor
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