Arcee: *sneaks into the energon storage closet before taking a cube of energon*

HAHA I HAVE THE TESSERACT

Ratchet: -_-' Arcee. Put. It. Back.

Now.

Arcee: Who is this "Arcee"?

Ratchet: --__-- Natasha.

Arcee: What?

Agent Fowler: AGENT ROMANOFF PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Arcee: ...fine.

Bee: *shoots an arrow made of scrap metal from a bow made from scrap metal and hits Optimus in the leg*

OP: CLINT!

Bee: ::Sorry::

Ratchet: *sigh*

OP: Bucky I've been hit!

Ratchet: For the last time, Optimus! My. Name. Isn't. BUCKY!

OP: Of course not. It's James Buchanan Barnes.

Ratchet: -_- Why is it so LONG?!

Arcee: *starts speaking Russian randomly*

Bulkhead: What?

Arcee: *keeps speaking Russian*

Bulkhead: What are you saying?!

Agent Fowler: Uh, Natasha, you don't want to anger him...

Arcee: *replies in Russian*

Agent Fowler: *facepalms*

Bulkhead: *punches a wall*

Jack, Miko, and Raf: *come down from the elevator and into base*

What the...

Ratchet: Did you three do something to them?

Miko: We may have shown them some movies? Y'know, the ones you didn't want to watch.

Ratchet: *sigh*

Bee: *shoots another arrow*

OP: *finds scrap metal to use as shield and blocks*

Bee: D: *shoots again*

OP: *blocks again* I can do this all day.

Ratchet: ._. why me.