Jeffy's POV

Man, I hate school. It's so boring! I wasn't even paying attention today. But, I did hear something about colors that will appear in our hair or something. I dunno. Like I said, I wan't paying attention.

"Hey, Junior." I whispered to my friend, who was staring blankly at the wall. No response from him. I whispered again, this time louder. "Junior!" This time he looked up.

"Hm? What's up, Jeff?" Junior asked.

"This shit is boring as hell. Shoot me." 

Junior chuckled.  "Bro, I don't even know what we're even learning about right now." I laughed. "Damn, that's crazy."

Soon, the bell finally rang. We all got our bags and me, Junior and the rest of our gang left. 

"Y'all dudes wanna hang out?" Joseph asked. Cody shook his head. "Sorry, Joey. My mom wants me home so we can talk about my report card." 

"I thought you got all As." Penelope said. "I did, but my mom's an idiot and she thought the M for my gender was a grade." The rest of us laughed. "It's fine, dude. I should go hunt dinner anyways. I'm outta here, dudes!" Joseph said before running off. 

"I should go home, too." Penelope said. "I hope my stepmom burnt dinner." 

"Why would you want that?" asked Cody.

"Every time my stepmom burns dinner, my dad pile-drives her through the table. It's awesome." She explained. 

"Damn." Junior said in shock.

"Yeah, my family has a storage unit full of tables. Anyways, I'll see you later. Bye!" Penelope said before dashing off.

"I'm going too. See you at school tomorrow, boys." Cody said, walking off.

"C'mon, Jeff. Chef Pee Pee's picking us up." Junior said.

"Sweet."

We got into the car and drove off.

"So, what did you brats learn about in school today?" Chef Pee Pee asked. We both shrugged. "Why am I not surprised?"

"So, what are you doing?" I asked Junior.

"Nothing. I got grounded." He explained bluntly.

"Why?"

"I threw a bin over Chompy and he shit all over the floor." He said, clearly trying not to laugh.

"Damn, bruv, that's crazy." I said, laughing.

"It wasn't funny, Junior! Your damn dog crapped all over the floor! And I had to clean it!" Chef Pee Pee growled.

Once we got home, Chef Pee Pee dropped us off.

"All right, idiots, get out." Chef Pee Pee growled in annoyance.

"Chef Pee Pee's got sand in his vagina again."  Junior said with a laugh.

"Ha, yeah! Bro's on his period." I said, snickering.

"THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA, JUNIOR!!!" Chef Pee Pee screamed.

We laughed again. We said our farewells and went inside our houses.

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Junior's POV

Ugh! I hate being grounded! It was just a joke, why did I have to get grounded? And why is Chef Pee Pee so mad about having to clean Chompy's poop? It's his job! Whatever. I went to use the bathroom.

I walked into the bathroom and looked at my sexy face.

"What's cooking, good looking?" I asked the mirror, making finger guns. Then, I noticed a green strand in my hair. Confused, I plucked it out.

"There. Better." I said winking at myself. But to my surprise, it just grew back. 

"What the heck? I can't go to school like this!" I said in shock.