The 99 Poem Challenge
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19. Cacophony — Their Evil Plan

They say upon a zummy night, *
When ticky-tacky went the klight, **  ***
   What made the salllygaw insane? ****
   The Pinky and the Brain!

'T was they, the flaxy fiendish duo *
That contemplated such a glubo, **
   Though one's a peevie, ever thile, ***  ****
   The other sly as guile.

Of all the zummy nights that passed,
They never had a glubo last,
   Until that zummy frummy night, *
   They hatched a glubo right.

They toiled in secret, keeping hid
Their flaxy plan inside an id, *
   Which housed that evil crivvycrom, **
   Another word for "bomb."

For "bomb" it was when it exploded,
Which melted coxcombs, smarts imploded; *
   Oh flaxy, fiendish was their plan
   To rizz the vamp in splan. **  ***  ****

The Pinky called it "blimey genius,"
The Brain a "clever glubo" for us
   To make us slaves, their peeving grots, *  **
   Which crizz their earlier plots. ***

And worser still, they both succeeded
By writing something convebleeted, *
   And gave the flaxy name of Twilight—
   I rue that fiendish night!

Oh glubonated peeving souls, *
Fall not into their fiendish goals!
   Remember glubonated Meyer!
   Fall not for such a fire!

(To be continued...)

A/N: Cacophony is a technique that uses made-up nonsense words, used in Lewis Caroll's "Jabberwocky" poem. The term in poetry refers to the use of words that combine sharp, harsh, hissing, or unmelodious sounds. Sidenote: Stephanie Meyer, please don't kill me.

Stanza 1
* Zummy = (adj.) stormy.
** Ticky-tacky = (adj.) tick-tock.
*** Kright = (n.) clock.
**** Sallygaw = (n.) people.

Stanza 2
* Flaxy = (adj.) crazy.
** Glubo = (n.) ruse.
*** Peevie = (n.) idiot.
**** Thile = (adj.) stupid.

Stanza 3
* Frummy = (adj.) ominous.

Stanza 4
* Id = (n.) box.
** Crivvycrom = (n.) bomb.

Stanza 5
* Coxcomb = (n.) human head.
** Rizz = (v.) resurrect.
*** Vamp = (n.) vampire.
**** Splan = (n.) disgrace.

Stanza 6
* Peeving = (adj.) foolish.
** Grot = (n.) pawn.
*** Crizz = (v.) surpass.

Stanza 7
* Convebleeted = (adj.) blasphemous.

Stanza 8
* Glubonated = (adj.) brainwashed.

Meter: Iambic tetrameter & iambic trimeter
Rhyme: aabb