Tyler got out of bed. It was 8:00 in the morning. He got dressed and made his bed. He walked by Kage's room and cringed. Kage's room was a total mess as always.

When he walked by the bathroom, he could hear a vomiting sound. "Kage, I told you not to eat all that candy last night!" he shouted through the door.

"Shut up," Kage shouted back.

Tyler went to the fridge to get some eggs for breakfast. When he opened the fridge, he saw that they had no eggs.

"Kage, where are all the eggs?" Tyler shouted.

"I left them on Caylin's house," Kage replied.

"Well, that's very ki- Wait a second..." Tyler said.

"I also left some toilet paper on her house," Kage said cheerily, now sitting on the couch in the living room.

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!" Tyler shouted.

"Don't be so upset," Kage said soothingly. "I don't think she'll notice."

Suddenly, Tyler's iPhone rang. It was Caylin.

"Hello?" Tyler said.

"KAGE IS SUCH A JERK!" Caylin shouted. "HE TP'D AND EGGED MY HOUSE!"

"I know," Tyler said. "I have to go to the store to buy eggs." Tyler hung up and went to his car. Tyler and Kage got in the car and they went to the store.

* * *

Eventually, they arrived at ShroomMart, the local store.

Tyler found the eggs. "Yay, they're on sale!" he exclaimed.

"Ty, don't act like my mom," Kage begged.

Tyler paid for his stuff and left.

* * *

Tyler eventually went home and made breakfast.

[I know, this wasn't very funny. I'll come up with something better or you can tell me what you want. Thank you!]