Kage was sitting around, doing nothing as per the usual. Suddenly, he had an idea. He got up and went over to Tyler. "Tyler, I have a great idea," he said.

"Yeah?" Tyler asked. "What's that?"

"Let's invite everyone over for drinks," Kage suggested. "I'll make them."

"Well... all right," Tyler decided. Tyler picked up his phone and began calling.

(4 hours later, at Tyler's house...)

Tyler, Caylin, Matt, Ethan and Evan were waiting around the breakfast nook for their drinks. Finally, Kage brought them out. He served Caylin first. He had made a simple cup of coffee.

"Well, at least Kage can't mess this up, right?" Caylin asked. She took a sip and nearly gagged. "It tastes like someone dipped French fries in this," she sputtered.

Kage looked at the container that he had put in her coffee. "Oh, I see now," he said. "This is salt!"

Caylin glared at him so hard that if looks could kill, Kage would be in his grave already. "I'll just serve up the next drink," Kage decided. The next drink was Matt's.

Matt was having a latte. He was handed his drink. "Hey, this looks pretty good!" Matt said. He took a sip. He was immediately scrubbing his tongue. There was something about the whipped cream.

Kage looked at the container. "Wait a second... this is sour cream!" he said in surprise. "I knew it looked kind of funny..."

Ethan was next. He was having tea. "Cheers!" he said as he took a sip. He nearly puked. This tasted awful. "What's in this stuff?" he asked.

"Oh, just some weeds and grass clippings," Kage replied casually. Ethan turned pale. "Who's next?"

Evan was the next one to receive his drink. He just wanted a bottle of iced tea. Kage served it to him. Evan drank it and spit it at Kage. It tasted terrible. "Oh, wait," Kage said. "I apologize. That's dirt!"

"Guess that leaves me," Tyler said. He took his cup, which was filled with hot chocolate, and drank some of it. It wasn't bad, but it had a funny taste. "Hey, Kage," Tyler began. "What's with the funny taste?"

"I put some of this in," Kage said, indicating the bottle in his hand. "I can't seem to figure out what it is, though."

"Let me see it," Tyler requested. Kage showed him the bottle. The label read "Laxative".

"I'm so going to get you for this later," Tyler said angrily.

"Why later?" Kage asked.

Right about then, the laxatives kicked in. Tyler sprinted for the bathroom. "Well, we learned one thing from this experience," Caylin said. "Never let Kage make drinks."

[This one was fairly good, right? I was actually inspired to write about this because of a drink mishap with Cheetar. Once again, suggestions are needed. Until next time!]