{ I Don't own Nanbaka or Full-Metal Alchemist}

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"I don't get it does she hate me or something?" the blonde and pink haired male asked the black haired male next to him who looked quite bored as they walked together , after breaking out again, he was staring ahead at the green haired girl who broke out with them as well, "I Mean I'm hot yet just ignores me , she's only ever spoken to me about Two times before ignoring me again".

"She could hate you your pretty annoying" the black haired male smirked, "It seems your just all talk seeing as an actual girl ignores you".

"I've seen her ex he's hotter than you Uno Chan" the green haired male stated as he caught up to them he was behind while watching the only female inmate chat with Rock, it was true though he had seen Mayu's ex while he was getting his medicine yesterday, the male was there and in his normal palm tree form, "Envy also does look like a palm tree, but he still looks better than you, I probably would date Envy Chan".

"That can't be, he isn't hotter than I am" the blonde denied it, before realizing something , could he be hotter than him?, "Could he be, he's not is he?".

"Actually the readers think he is" Mayu stated , deciding to break the fourth wall that was barely holding together, she kinda liked people being crest fallen, so she decided not to ignore him, "The Author had a vote for it and the Readers all agree Envy is hotter".

"Author? Readers?" Nico asked confused "What are those Mayu Chan?".

"I actually don't know, hey Rock what do you think is better Chocolate filled donuts or Apple pie filled donuts?" the green haired female asked going back to talking to the food loving male, and thus ended that conversation they had.

While no one noticed a certain sunglasses wearing male trying to fix the fourth wall with hot glue, and staples, he wondered if it was going to stay together, heck it was already breaking due to other things.

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A male groaned as he sat up from the ground, his head hurt and his clothes were slightly ripped, he had on a red coat as far as the eye could tell.

His golden eyes wondered around as he wondered just how he ended up here, how did he get in a forest, and why was it so bright, it was night the last he checked and now it was day time, he had a headache.

He couldn't remember how the hell he got here, or where he was, heck he wondered many things like one important thing, who was he? and where was he?

What was this night he talked about and why did his arm and leg feel heavy, his head hitting the tree must have caused some sort of damage to his memory, for he had no clue who he was at all, or why he was wearing what he was.

Why was his hair in whatever it was, a braid maybe, and why did he seem so small compared to everything else? 

Was he child, what was a child, he was kinda annoyed with this and he was also wondering what that voice he was hearing was, wait voice, it would seem that hit had made him able to here the narrator of this story.

"Where am I? Who are you and why the hell can I hear you in my head!" the boy yelled confused looking to the sky, many may believe he was insane, "I am not whatever that is" , he is short though very short, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE SIZE OF A BEAN YOU ODD VOICE!!".

It would seem he still had his temper, what had happened to him, would he remember who he was find out next week.

"Hey I'm not done talking to you!"

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{The fourth wall broke in this}

{Ed can here the narrator }

{I wonder how this will turn out?}