Before you begin reading. I, Supergirl406, have to tell you. These will switch between Dick when he was 13 and with the YJ team, and when he's older and is the oldest bat kid. They are easy to pick out but just so ya know. OK GO AND READ!!

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Robin walked into the living room of the YJ headquarters. His signature shades and a hoodie on. He walked in, grabbed an apple, then proceeded to speak.

"Did you know Beeves is the plural of Beef?" He then took a bite of his apple and left the room.

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"If pro and con are. . . What's the opposite of constitution?" Robin said as he and the team fought a group of gang members.

"I don't have time for your questions today Rob!"

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"Nightwing are you ok?" Red Hood asked as they left the alley they had just fought in. "That stab wound looks bad."

"Stab wound?"

"Yeah your stab wound. . ." Jason said nervously. Had Dick lost that much blood already?

"OH! You mean my extra pocket!" Dick exclaimed. Jason facepalmed.

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"DICK WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCREAMING!" Jason yelled through Dick's door at 8 am. He had already been awake and heard Dick get up properly and shower and everything. Then he just started screaming for no reason.

"If cicada can sleep for 17 hours only to wake up and scream so can I!" He shouted before proceeding to scream again.

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Robin had been knocked out from a blow to the head on a mission with his team. He groggily woke up on the bioship, Kid Flash right next to him.

"Hey, Rob." Wally smiled as his friend awoke.

"Imagine Niagara Falls . . . but with chocolate milk." He said, then went back to sleep.

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"Hey what do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?" Dick said, then jumped from his spot on the couch. Leaving his younger siblings confused.

"Why is he like this?" Tim sighed.

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The Young Justice Team sat on the couch in there mountain. Just relaxing, having some light conversation. Then Robin spoke.

"Do you think prison guards use Proactiv to prevent breakouts?" Everyone in the room collectively sighed.

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"Did you just trip? How clumsy are you?" Wally said as he watched his best friend trip over basically nothing.

"I'm not clumsy!" Robin shot back. "Its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way."

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"What are you doing Wally. . ." Robin asked tentatively as the speedster crept towards him. Wally only smirked as he got closer to the bird. When he was only a foot away Wally jumped onto his best friend and began to tickle him. Robin thrashed as he was tickle tortured and accidentally kicked the older teen in the face. Wally jumped back, holding his hurt nose.

"WHAT THE HECK DUDE!?!" Wally shouted. Robin shrugged as he got his breath.

"I am not responsible for any injuries I may have caused while being tickled."

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Dick mumbled something incoherently to his youngest brother Damian.

"What was that Grayson? Your gonna have to speak up."

Dick, tilted his head upwards and spoke again. Damian then proceeded to kick his older brother in the side.

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SO MY FABULOUS READERS, WHAT DID YA THINK OF THOSE!?! Yes, they were all extremely dumb. Yes, they were probably very annoying to read. But whatever.🙃 Don't forget to leave suggestions!

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