Normal POV

"Your a mean one. . ." Dick sang as he slowly walked behind Bruce.

"Mister Grinch. . ." He continued as he got closer.

"Your hearts an empty hole. . ." He said as he hung upside down in front of Bruce.

Dick sprang down so he was standing right besides his father. "YOUR HEART'S A DEAD TOMATO SQUASHED, GROWING MOLD AND PURPLE SPOTS!"

"Dick I'm not putting tinsel on the batmobile." Bruce said calmly as he son continued to shout insults.

And the Fanart that inspired this! (Which I did not make. So credits whoever made it)