Sunday, March 6

The new CAT scan is now out there! Get a scanner with a free cat today if you call now! 1-800-CAT-SCAN. Announcer quick voice: restrictions and fees may apply.

Monday, March 7

Parents: bu- but *sighs* you have something on your forehead.

Tuesday, March 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geph4e-JSGU

Yes, I know, this is not a picture. But, I felt that it had some really awesome things on it. This is "10 fictional places
that actually exist!" (Or something like that)

Wednesday, March 9

*gasps dramatically* They have found our secret! The whole of the baby population is revolting!! They will spoil the fun!!!

Thursday, March 10

Oooh! Burn!! That seems like something a sitcom would say.

Friday, March 11

If you are going to live in the USA, you're going to be using it a lot! Especially when buying toothpaste. *clears throat*

Saturday, March 12

Hey, horses are nice! Ok, maybe not always the nicest sight, but still!