"H-Hello, my name is K1BO b-but uh you can call me Kibo" I felt myself shaking nervously, it was my first day of school and the first time I had ever interacted with other children but the professor said I was finally old enough. Still....it's nerve wracking knowing that they might judge me since I am not human....."Oi! Are you a robot?" a kid with purple hair called from the back asked I nodded "yeah, but I'm just like any of the rest of you!" a few of the other kids snickered at that and I looked down. The teacher didn't seem to really care, "shut your f*cking pie hole, Kibo sit down next to Panta kid" the purple haired kid groaned "that's not my name! And I thought you weren't allowed to curse or say anything like -

-the following is censored but let's say he recited the swear word library-

How does he know all those words? And why does the teacher look ready to faint? "J-just sit next to him....." they said pointing at the kid and I nodded quickly running over. The boy grinned "my names Kokichi Ouma! I'm the leader of an entire organization!" I raised an eyebrow "really?" he shook his head "nope that was a lie, I'm a liar" Oh....I never met someone who really lied before.....the professor said it was really bad, "why do you lie?" Ouma shrugged "I don't know" that's not an answer! "CHILDREN SHUT THE F-I mean remain silent or I will beat- I mean send you to the principal!......FAMILY FRIENDLY!........" I quickly snapped back to paying attention on the classwork and that ended the conversation. The teacher then put down their chalk "ok lunch! And if ONE of you bullies the robot- I mean student.....meh" this teacher is horrible! I looked to my side for Ouma but he had ready made a break for it using the window which now had a new hole in it. I guess I am going to have to be alone then..

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I yawned waiting for lunch to finally end. It's really sad seeing everyone else eat but not being able to taste it or eat yourself so the whole lunch period is kind of a waste. Still I guess it gives me time to make friends.

I looked over at a group of boys and walked up to them "uh hi! Can we be friends maybe...I don't know anybody at this school..." (Quick A/N here this is what my Mom told me to say every time we moved to a new place to help me make friends. Never worked once. Cause I was to shy and people like bullying weak kids like me)

"Pfft why the heck would we want to hang out with a rust bucket?" I felt my eyes widen, rust bucket? I'll have them know I am a well maintained and cared for person!"please don't call me that" one of the kids mimicked me "please don't do that, I'm a robot who wants to be human like something in a dumb anime!"

"P-please stop!" I screamed. I guess this is the one of the times I can be happy I can't cry......still....it would have at least showed I had emotions like everyone else...."no why would I? Your not even a real person! Your just a piece of junk posing as a human!" I gripped my fist.

"T-That's wrong! I-I can feel just like you guys!" all I got was a laugh "as if! You can't even cry can you? You don't even have a soul you poser!" I then felt some rocks started getting thrown at me, "STOP PLEASE I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU!" I pleades as I ducked for cover. They just laughed until a liquid was covering them.

"Leave him alone you d*cks go find something else to boost your f*cking egos you b*stards" Ouma? He's come to help me? "What the heck is wrong with you?!" The leader screamed taking off their soda covered jacket. Did Ouma just dump souda on them to protect me? And it worked?

"Go or I will unleash my army of siblings on your mortal soul!" Ouma screamed, "FINE REJECTS DESERVE EACH OTHER! WHILE YOUR AT IT GO BE GAY TOO WHY NOT?!" the kid just groaned and left with his gang, "thanks for helping me Ouma" Ouma grinned "no problem, I already decided the only one who can mess with Keeboy is ME"

Isn't that being a hypocrite? Oh well....at least I will know he is probably joking.

"What did you mean by army of siblings?" I asked and Ouma sighed "I got like ten siblings, some older some younger" my eyes widened "I never had a sibling before...what is it like?" Ouma groaned "loud, most of them just graduated college though so soon peace will restore into the house of chaos"

I laughed "I bet your never lonely though huh?" I was always a little lonely at home when the professor was off testing some new invention. Like I was just a pest that he couldn't take care of but instead of killing he kind of just ignores, Ouma shrugged "I guess but I don't get ANY alone time, I share a room with all my brothers that still live in the house"

That must be crowded...."well....um....I hope you don't mind me asking, but can we please be friends?" I asked I felt like I was blushing from embarrassment. Ouma looked a bit shocked, "really? Um I don't think you know this but people don't exactly...enjoy my presence at the school"

"They already hate me, I have nothing to lose by being your friend and I can see only positive benefits" Ouma laughed "your talking about friendship as if it is like a buisness partner!" I rolled my eyes "if that's how you choose to view it I guess it's fine"

"Ok Keeboy I just have one question, and then and only then shall you be branded as a full member of DICE" I felt my eyes widened "BRANDED?" Ouma grinned "that was a lie" I sighed in relief "What's DICE?" Ouma grinned "what people on the street call me and my siblings, we used to pull a bunch of pranks when we were little and a lot of card games outside so that's what they ended up calling us" I nodded, it sounded cool "ask your question then"

"Do robots have d*cks?" I felt myself groan. Well at least I have a friend. A friend who lies and I don't understand. But still a friend.