Bad Batch Memes

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Crosshair: you can't just adopt every child you meet

Hunter: *with Omega on his shoulders and Mox, Stak and Deke next to him* is that a challenge

Next:

Hunter: I'm not a kid person

Also Hunter: *signing adoption papers for Omega and the clone cadets*

Next:

Hunter: *to Omega* what are you doing on Kamino kid

Nala Se: her job, Omega is my medical assistant and she has a curious mind that causes her to wander

Hunter: this is yours

Nala Se: this is mine

Hunter: *scooping Omega into his arms* this is mine

Nala Se: give her back

Hunter: I've only had Omega for a day but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this Room then myself

Next:

*Crosshair is sitting silently*

Wrecker: is he asleep

Cobalt: no no, I'm pretty sure he's dead

Next:

*6 year old Cobalt gives Crosshair a hug*

Crosshair: what are you giving me

Cobalt: affection

Crosshair: disgusting

Also Crosshair: wait, I didn't say stop

Next:

*Crosshair trips*

Crosshair: Kriff

Hunter: *covering Omegas ears* language, there's kids present

Omega: *completely unfazed* I've heard worse

Next:

*someone bullies Omega*

Hunter: so you have chosen DEATH

Next:

Hunter: Omega are you coming, you're gonna be late for your school's Halloween day

Omega: *from upstairs* coming

*Omega came down dressed as a mermaid*

Hunter: *gasps* you just mer-made my day

Next:

Hunter: do you all Honestly think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all

Omega:

Mox:

Stak:

Deke:

Cobalt:

Boba:

Daniel:

Joey:

Trix:

Zander:

Kordi:

Rowan:

Wrecker:

Cynthia:

James:

Crosshair:

Dante:

Tech:

Hunter: okay fine, it's like crack to me

Next:

*Boba and Daniel have been captured by the empire*

Daniel: who should we call to save us

Boba: I'd call Cobalt, but I feel safer In jail

Next:

Omega: Crosshair, can we go to a haunted house

Crosshair: what's wrong with the one we live in

Omega: wh-what

Crosshair: goodnight Omega

Next:

*Daniel and Joey are doing something  wreckless*

Daniel: are you sure this is a good idea

Joey: no

Daniel: good, I'd be concerned if you thought it was

Next:

*Deke does some wreckless stunt that Fives taught him*

Stak: *facepalming very much like Echo* how are we even related

Next:

Crosshair: what are you idiots doing

*Wrecker and James are hanging upside down*

Wrecker: *in a deep voice* I'm batman

James: I'm robin

Crosshair: and I'm done with you all

Next:

Omega: Crosshair, is heaven real

Crosshair: I don't know Omega

Omega: is hell real

Crosshair: have you seen this ship, we live in hell

Next:

*The bad batch are refusing to defend Kamino*

Crosshair: for the last time long-neck, we're not doing it

Kamanoin: are you telling me you wouldn't volunteer to defend your mother planet

Wrecker: he wouldn't volunteer to defend his mother

*Crosshsir slaps Wrecker*

Next:

*The bad batch are on a hike*

Hunter: you sure we're going in the right direction Wrecker

Wrecker: didn't I ever tell you I have a brilliant sense of direction

Crosshair: we're lost

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