Don't know where the hell this came from but I'm addicted

Rampart: *working as a Barista* what coffee would you like

Fives: *absolutely exhausted after working 2 solid shifts at the police station* strong and black like my soul

Rampart: Fives, your soul is a latte

Next:

Rampart: pray for Fives

Echo: is he alright? What happened?

Rampart: nothing, he's just stupid

Next:

*Rampart and Fives listening in on Jax*

Jax: god bless dad, god bless Fives, god bless Sami and Eva, and please lord kill the little kriffer who bullied Eva

*Rampart and Fives rush in*

Jax: it's him or me lord

Rampart: you can't ask God to kill someone

Fives: yeah, do your own dirty work

Next:

Rampart: This is the worst thing you've ever done

Fives: you say that so much it's lost all meaning

Next:

Echo: you think Fives is up to something

Rampart: that annoying husband of mine is always up to something

Next:

Rampart: *sees someone doing something dumb* what an idiot

*realises it's Fives*

Rampart: THAT'S MY IDIOT

Next:

Fives: I'm sorry, I love you, I'm an idiot

Rampart: I accept your apology

Rampart: but I agree with the idiot thing

Next:

Rampart: you piss me off so much

Fives: all I said was hello

Rampart: and here I am boiling with rage

Next:

Rampart: *Rolling down his car window* what seems to be the problem officer

Fives: you look too kriffing hot with that beard

Next:

Fives: I swear on my life

Rampart: I've seen your life, swear on sinetg