*Joey and Daniel both woke up after passing out at a new year's day party at town hall*
Joey: *groaning and lying under a table* where are we
Daniel: *lying on top of said table* I seem to be lying on a dining room table, I can see cutlery, I've either died and come back as a succulent pig, or we're still at town hall...what can you see
Joey: nothing, I think I've gone blind *he sat up and hit his head on the table* OW
Daniel: heck of a party *he rolled onto his side and fell onto the floor with a thud
*the two sat together*
Joey: heck of a party
Daniel: yeah
Joey: you remember anything that happened last night
Daniel: no idea, everything went dark around the commissioner's speech, the last thing I remember is my head in the cold, unforgiving lavatory bowl
Joey: Danny, that wasn't the lavatory bowl...it was the punch bowl
*Daniel's eyes widened in horror and he facepalmed*
Daniel: hark Mr memory man
*Joey yawned and suddenly noticed something red on his hand*
Joey: oh my god...I'm bleeding
Daniel: no you aren't, that's just red lipstick
Joey: oh...Danny why am I wearing red lipstick
Daniel: cause maroon would have clashed with your eyeshadow
*Joey rubbed his eyes and noticed it, gasping in horror he wiped it off*
Daniel: *shaking his head with a grin* you should know better than to pass out unconscious while I'm still awake
*Joey nodded*
Daniel: you know, last night I think we made one or two, teensy little mistakes, starting with a few drinks of juice, great, a few glasses of milkshake, lovely, but the soda and lemonade drinking race...that may have been a bridge too far...and our second mistake, was letting Boba convince us that you could mix a nice cold coke, with a bit of redbull
Daniel: and our third, final...crowning mistake *Daniel suddenly screamed in horror* something horrible is coming back to me
Joey: *turning pale* and me, Where's that punch bowl
*Daniel jumped up and frantically searched his suit pockets and trousers, he found a a bit of paper and stared at it in horror*
Daniel: it's true
Joey: Danny, while your up there get me the punch howl
Daniel: well thats it *he sank down next to Joey* I might as well leave town, my life's over, it was very nice knowing you Joey...you were hanging from the light fitting, Zander was having a lie down in the cold buffet...and I was dancing the lambada with the daughter of the commissioner of the metropolitan police...commissioner Boyle's daughter
Joey: how'd I get onto the ceiling
Daniel: me and the others formed a human pryamid, but that is not the point...I did the lambada with the commissioner's daughter...I took her out to the cloakroom...*looking ready to cry* JOEY, I SNOGGED HER
*he looked at the paper again*
Daniel: *gasps* I've got her telephone number
Joey: *confused* 999
Daniel: that's her emergency number, her regular number's on the back
Joey: you sure it was the commissioner's daughter
Daniel: yeah, I remember it clearly, our age, white dress, green eyes, blond hair, kept smiling at me half the party
Joey: and that was her
Daniel: *groans* Joey Joey Joey
Joey: *groans* Danny Danny Danny
Later:
Joey: okay, what are we doing now
Daniel: I just want to grab a few things, I wrote it all down here *he hands Joey the paper*
Joey: *reading it* to the naughtiest young man I ever met, kiss kiss heart heart, all my love and hair ruffles, Lilac
Daniel: underneath that, what's underneath that
Joey: PS, call me Friday, misery guts is at a conference
Daniel: UNDERNEATH THAT
*Joey covered his mouth trying hard not to laugh*
Joey: oh Danny, you are in trouble
Daniel: you think I didn't know that
*later Joey and Daniel are approached by a very angry Cobalt*
Joey and Daniel: oh hi dad
Cobalt: dont you, oh hi dad me, do you two have any idea who I've just been talking to on the phone
*the twins shook their heads*
Joey: no dad
Cobalt: commissioner Boyle
*the boys gulp nervously*
Cobalt: apparently the commissioner's beloved daughter Lilac woke up this morning with a smile on her face...smiling and whispering the same name ocer and over, Joey she kept saying, Joey, Joey, Joey...Joey Stryker
Daniel: *in shock* Joey
Cobalt: yes Daniel, but from what I hear you're both as gad as each other, first you lambarded her down to the the cloakroom...and then Joey dropped down on her from a chandelier...she hasn't been the same since *looking at Joey* APPARENTLY SHE COMPARED YOU TO ERRROL FLYNN
*he sighed and rubbed his eyes*
Cobalt: look, I know what these parties are like, we all have one or two too many, even I've done that myself when i was younger, I did some fairly dumb things too, but I didn't start swinging from the lightbulbs and kissing women I barely even know, THE COMMISSIONER WAS ALMOST IN TEARS
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