"HHL Flowers think you're dandy and we ain't lion."

"Tell my mom that, she's making me broke!"

"Poor you."

"I know! I mean how many flowers does my secret admirer have to deliver before she believes in me?!"

"Correction: how many flowers do you have to buy yourself before your mom believes in your 'suitor potential'."

"Why do I get the feeling you are mocking me?"

"Because I am?"

"I can take my business elsewhere you know?"

"Take it then."

"Ouch! You want me gone that bad?"

"Yes."

"You wound me sunshine."

"Good. Now are you going to order our fucking flowers or go elsewhere?"

"You swear a lot."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Thankyou! I am quite the detective aren't I?"

"FYI, I am face-palming right now."

"Really? I'm watching RuPaul's DragRace."

"Big dick?"

"Yes?"

"I'm hanging up."

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