"Bud-naked I was, because somehow stripped me of my layers."

"Your back!"

"I am."

"I'm sorry."

"I know."

"I really didn't meant to strip you bud-naked... this time."

"What was that? I didn't catch that last bit."

"Nothing."

"Okay then Big Dick."

"I know you probably don't want to hear this but it's true, you could do way better."

"Nah, it's fine, his dick wasn't even that big anyway."

"..."

"What?"

"How big?"

"Why do you even want to know?"

"Just tell me."

"I don't even know, I didn't exactly get out a measuring tape mid intercourse."

"Estimate."

"Whatever Perv, maybe like six inches?"

"Okay, good."

"Huh? English?"

"Nothing just send flowers and remember to say HHL Flowers at the start next time or I'm leaving a bad review."

"Aye aye captain. Your fucking flowers are on the way."

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