"What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey."

"..."

"Oh, yeah, you are speaking to 'HHL Flowers'... because hooker's lips are apparently to 'raunchy'... raunchy my ass! Political correctness didn't exist in my era, I tell ya, and it didn't do anyone no harm. Look at the world now: you can't step one foot out the door with out someone telling you boob tubes aren't acceptable at my age. If I got it I'm sure as hell going to flaunt it!"

"I'm just going to focus on the fact that wasn't a pun."

"No. Why would I use a pun when clearly I'm a comedian?"

"Oh."

"Did you like that one? A nice stripper man told me it."

"So many questions but I'll settle for, where is the usual girl who answers the phone with a stick up her arse?"

"Off sick."

"Oh."

"Well, do you want any flowers today?"

"I'll wait for Sunshine."

"Snooze you lose."

"Yeah..."

"Okay, see you lose—"

"Wait! Tell me Sunshine's name."

"No can do. She asked me not to and I'm trying to prove I can still remember things. I may be seventy-three years old but I can get down and dirty too, you know. I remember the time..."

"The time what?"

"Never mind. I forgot. Goodbye."

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