"HHL Flowers—"

"Yeah, yeah, as much as I'm a succa for puns, I don't have time for this. I need flowers."

"And why do you need the fucking flowers this time?"

"Because for some reason my mom still doesn't believe I have a healthy love life and is now forcing me to become a male escort!"

"Hmm, I wonder why."

"Same! She also told me I should start buying cats, she's officially gone crazy!"

"Says the person sending himself flowers."

"That's not the point! I'm not becoming a seventeen year old stripper!"

"You'll need to get a good name if you are becoming one."

"True! What goes with Richard?"

"How about, Big Dick."

"For someone who works in a flower shop your language is far from flowery."

"Big Dick it is."

"Okay but what about the cats! How do I get around that?"

"Buy dogs and dress them in cat costumes."

"But dogs are big!"

"Buy small dogs."

"Oh.... oh! That might work!"

"I'm so happy for you. Do you still want the flowers?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I?"

"Never mind."

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