"HHL Flowers knows best that when it comes to kissing tulips are needed."

"Please tell me that wasn't a pathetic attempt at a pun?"

"Don't ask. I'm reading from a list of compulsory greetings my new boss gave me."

"Well, don't you sound cheerful?"

"Whatever. How can I help you to make your dreams bloom?"

"Seriously?"

"I'm hanging up. Get your flowers elsewhere."

"No! Don't!"

"Uh, you do realise there is more than one flower shop in San Francisco?"

"Yeah..."

"Whatever. What do you want?"

"Well, aren't you just a bucket of rainbows?"

"I try. Now do you want the fucking flowers or not?"

"Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning."

"I'm hanging up."

"What, no?"

"Hello?"

"Hello...?"

"Well crap, she hung up."

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