🔮Stare into my crystal ball and what Link do we see?

Alright Hellspawn of Hades,

Hell has no fury like a Scorpio scorned.
And I can rightfully say this, because yours truly is a Scorpio. Now, hear me out with this choice because I know the insufferable bastards we are. We love to dive deep into EVERYTHING. It's exhausting. We love to agonize and ruminate on every minor detail in hopes that it will lead to the bigger one. There's a reason we are the investigators of the Zodiac.

And you know what type of person it takes to beat this motherfucking game? That's right.

A relentless and passionately obsessive SCORPIO.

Let's dive into some of Scorpio's qualities, shall we?

-Passionate
-Seductive
-Honest
-Intuitive
-Loyal
-Determined
-Disciplined
-Protective

-Obsessive
-Jealous
-Moody
-Secretive
-Brooding
-Possessive

I had to choose the Legend of Zelda 2: Adventure of Link (Ok, maybe I'm a bit biased and it's some of my favorite art in the franchise.)

Tell me that isn't the damn face of a suspicious ass Scorpio. This is literally me with thicker eyebrows yo.

I mean it's all there. The mysterious scowl on his face and the sweltering gaze. Wanna know what he's thinking? Tough!

So this instantly came to me for Scorpio. The Adventure of Link is one of the most misunderstood and hated in the franchise. (Much like the sign of Scorpio as well as Gemini.) But the few fans of this game that appreciate the challenge it offered and the depth it possessed for it's time, are very loyal to it.

And hell, as a Scorpio I may not be popular - but the few good ones I have are all I need, much like this game.

Let's review some Adventure of Link aesthetics and how they fit Scorpio:

- We get the first official introduction to our beloved "Shadow" or "Dark" Link in this game. This is tremendous as Scorpio is known to constantly fight between the darkness in themselves leading to transformations throughout their lifetime.

- "Close that curtain bitch, I didn't beat this whole impossible ass game to not get no damn kiss." Even Zelda couldn't resist Link's seductive dark charms in this game.

-"I am error" Still some weird ass shit and Scorpios love them some weird ass shit.

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-There's no denying the magnificence of the Great Palace theme in this game. I can tell you I have it in multiple versions from piano to metal and hard rock on my phone. I AM HONORED TO MAKE THIS JAM THE SCORPIO THEME!

- Libra can have their whip. Remember when this game gave us things like a cross? A candle? The kidnapped child?! All I'm saying is we love us some occult and creepy stuff and a weapon that allows us to see what's invisible? A Scorpio WET DREAM folks!

So when Scorpio season hits and you're looking for a Zelda game to play...

Put the organ music on, get you a nice cup of black coffee (to drink at midnight, of course. Preferably 3am when the demons come out) and blow your cartridge clean because you're going to be playing: