Human Egg Hunt and Horrible Hiding

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The Avengers have joined the chat.

Loki has joined the chat.

(Y/n) has joined the chat.

(Y/n): Happy Easter Avengers! And Loki! :)

Thor: WHAT IS EASTER?

Steve: it's where-

(Y/n) and Tony: It's where a big bunny comes around and gives kids Chocolate Eggs and MARSHMALLOW CHICKS AND THEY ARE SAYING THE SAME THING AS ME THIS IS CREEPY!

(Y/n) and Tony: GRAPE! APPLE! THOR'S POPTARTS! BANANAA! STEVE IS A MARSHMALLOW!

Steve: Hey!

(Y/n): hush Steve.

Tony: shush Cap.

(Y/n) and Tony: WE BROKE IT!

(Y/n) and Tony: OHNO

Natasha: (Y/N)!

(Y/n): Yes?

Natasha: hush.

(Y/n): fiiiine.

Kat joined the chat

Kat: lol sorry it's late guys but I had pre-written this and just got back to this so...

(Y/n): WHO ARE YOU!

Kat: uuuuuuuu

Kat: god I need Wade to teach me better fourth wall perception skills.

Kat: so sorry it's late guys!

Thor: LADY KITTEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A WALL?

Kat: Oi! It's Kat! Short for KAThlean.

(Y/n) Kathlean is spelled with two E's not E A

Kat: -_- And I'm not allowed to be here because Nick Mick Furry would, 'Whop My Ass' if he caught me so...

Tony: Nick Mick Furry? XD

(Y/n): XD

(Y/n) has invited Nick Mick Furry to the chat

Nick Mick Furry joined the chat

Nick Mick Furry: KAT! IMMA WHOP YO ASS!

Kat: OH GDIT!

Kat: LOOK ITS DEADPOOL!

Kat has high-tailed it out of the chat

Nick Mick Furry has left the chat

Bruce: so... Easter?

Nat: Easter.

Tony: LETS PLAY HUMAN EASTER EGG HUNT!

(Y/n) and Steve: Isn't that just hide and seek?

Tony: Yes. NOT IT!

(Y/n): NOT IT!

Bruce: NOT IT!

Thor: NOT IT!

Nat: NOT IT!

Loki: What? 'Not it' I assume...

Steve: NOT IT!!

Clint: NOT IT!

Tony: ha Clint your last.

Clint: Fine I'm counting!

(Y/n): EVERYONE HIDE!

The chat has been inactive for 30 seconds

Clint: Ready or not, here I come!

Clint: Loki, you're standing right behind me.

Loki: 'oh no you found me.' -_-

Clint: o_o -_-

Loki: ...

Clint: Just sit on the couch.

Loki: fine.

Loki: why's the couch so lumpy?

Clint: idk I thought Tony could afford better.

Clint: anyway... where is everyone else...

Loki: Look up.

Clint: What?

Loki: nothing. -_-

Clint: -_-

Clint: Steve I can see you behind the table

Steve: dang it.

Clint: oh just go sit down.

Steve: wow this couch really is lumpy, it was always so comfortable before.

Loki: does it make you suffer?

Steve: well actu-

Loki: good. -_-

Clint: Found you Bruce! Why did you hide behind the curtain.

Bruce: wasn't the best hiding spot... >_> ->

Clint: wha? Oh.

Clint: Thor I can see you behind the plant

Thor: I HAVE BEEN FOUND! YAY! :) :) :)

Tony: *muffeled squeak*

Clint: wait Thor, just stand there for a second.

Thor: OK!

Clint: ... FOUND YOU TONY

Tony: Dang it!

Clint: why did you hide on top of the fridge?

Tony: why didn't you see me?

Clint: -_- I don't like you

Tony: :P

Clint: ok we just need to find Nat... oh there you are Nat.

Natasha: I didn't feel like hiding, so I went and got something to eat.

Natasha: so I won?

Clint: just sit down I need to find (Y/n)

Natasha: wow Tony, this couch is horrible

Tony: no this couch is... no it is horrible why is it so lumpy.

Thor: ON ASGARD WE HAVE THE MOST COMFOTABLE SEATING ARRANGEMENTS! LET ME TEST THIS!

(Y/n): *muffeled horror movie scream*

(Y/n): OKOKOK I GIVE UP I GIVE UP!

Clint: Why is your voice so muffled.

(Y/n): GERROF ME STEVE YOU ARE SITTING ON MY FOOT!

Clint: you were in the couch the whole time?

(Y/n): YES NOW HELP ME OUT!

Clint: Ok Ok!!!

Clint: Ergh!

(Y/n): EEEEKKK!

(Y/n): Ow...

Loki: Get off of me.

(Y/n): with pleasure.

(Y/n): ew ew ew ew ew ew

Loki: Blergh.

Tony: Ok (Y/n) your turn to count!

(Y/n): Ok!

The chat has been inactive for thirty seconds

(Y/n): Ok ready or not, here I come!

(Y/n): Oh hey Loki. I can see you behind the tv.

(Y/n): wait, no that's just Tony.

Tony: Oi!

(Y/n): ha!

(Y/n): Thor I see you in the couch.

Thor: I HAVE TAKEN YOUR HIDING SPOT!

(Y/n): Hush Thor and sit down.

Thor: OK LADY (Y/n)

(Y/n): Steve I see you!

Steve: Dang it!

(Y/n): sit down.

A few minutes later

(Y/n): OK LOKI I GIVE UP I AM TO LAZY TO COME LOOK FOR YOU MORE! I FOUND EVERYONE ELSE.

Loki: Ha!

Steve: You were in the vents?

(Y/n): DIE!

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