They walk towards the nearly-invisible Great Glass Elevator. Wonka pushes the button and opens the door.

But before they could wolf takes princess around the corner.

"Princess let me show you something"

He takes out a hover choc, "what's that?" Princess asked.

"This is a hoverchoc, this was Willy's wonka's first chocolate, I just want you to know Willy wonka is a bit of a nut but he never puts anyone in danger, and with this candy it'll make you fly" he puts it in her hand and she takes it.

"Ok wolf"

"Good" he takes her hand and they follow back with the group.

"I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. The elevator is by far the most efficient way to get around the factory" Mike looks at all the buttons.

"There can't possibly be this many floors"

"How do you know, Mr. Smarty Pants? And this isn't just an ordinary up and down elevator, by the way. It can go sideways, slantways, longways, and any other ways you can think of. You just push any button, and whoosh, you're off!"

He presses a button, and they are hurtled through the factory. They pass by a snow-covered mountain inside of the factory.

"Oh, look, look! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fudge Mountain!"

Oompa Loompas chip fudge rocks off of the mountain. The elevator passes on, passing pink sheep being sheared by the Oompa Loompas. It's reminiscent of the pink sweater from Ed Wood. Wonka is suddenly rather awkward.

"I'd rather not talk about this one"

Wolf covers princess eyes, They pass a hospital full of Wonka's robot puppets from the Welcome Song.

"This is the puppet hospital and burn center. It's rather new" They pass rows of desks full of Oompa Loompas.

"Ah, the administrations offices! Hello, Doris!"

An Oompa Loompa in a secretary's frumpy dress and glasses waves to him.

They then pass into a room full of fireworks and exposions, where Oompa Loompas are shooting candy cannons at each other.

"Why is everything here completely pointless?"

"Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy" princess says.

"It's stupid!"

Suddenly, Mike speaks with the voice of Wilbur Wonka.

"Candy is a waste of time!" Wilbur and Young Willy appear in a spotlight.

"No son of mine is going to become a chocolatier!"

"Then I'll run away to Switzerland, Bavaria, the candy capitals of the world!"

"Go ahead- but I won't be here when you come back!"

Young Willy walks out silently. Wilbur snaps his rubber glove.

Young Willy walks past thousands of flags, but is then accosted by a security guard.

"I'm sorry, boy. We're closed for the night"

Young Willy walks out of the Hall of Flags, dejectedly. As he returns to his old street, his house is gone.

There is only a vacant lot where it used to stand. Wonka flashes back to reality when princess holds his hand, he looks down to see her smiling at him.

"I wanna pick a room!" Then Mike ruined the moment.
Wonka smiles, not in the nicest way.

"Go ahead"

"Sweet! The television room!"

The elevator zooms off. It arrives in a white, sterile environment, where even the Oompa Loompas wear white jumpsuits and protective glasses.

It's reminiscent of the lab from Rocky Horror. Television cameras line the room. Wonka hands everyone protective sunglasses.

"Watch this. Look- here it comes!"

The candy bar appears in place of the monolith. The monkeys jump around it.

"There it is. Go ahead- take it!"

"It's just a picture"

"Scaredy cat" he turns to princess, "You take it. Go on, just reach out and grab it"

Princess reaches into the scene and grabs the candy bar, pulling it out.

"Holy-"

"Eat it. It'll be delicious- it's the same bar, but it got a little smaller on the journey, that's all"

Princess unwraps the bar. Wonka pantomimes biting, she turns to wolf who nodded and she bites into the candy.

"It's great!"

"It's a miracle!" Wolf says.

"So imagine. You're sitting at home watching television, and a commercial will come on. Then a voice will say, "Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world. If you don't believe us, try one yourself." Then you simply reach out and take it! How about that?"

" So could you send other things? Like... breakfast cereal?"

"Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners"

"Is that true" princess says.

"No Not really" wolf whispered. "But could you send it by television if you wanted to?"

"Course I could"

"How about people?"

"Well, why would I want to send a person? They don't taste very good at all!"

"Don't you realize what you've invented? It's a teleporter! It's the most important invention in the history of the world, and all you can think about is chocolate"

"Calm down, Mike, I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about"

"No he doesn't! He doesn't have any idea! You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not" Mike goes running towards the camera.

"Hey little boy- don't push my button!"

"Kinda too late for that" wolf says.

Mike pushes the button, then runs onto the teleporting platform. The lights flash, and he disappears.

"He's gone!"

"Let's go check the television and see what we get!"
They all cross to the television.

"I sure hope no part of him gets left behind..."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, sometimes only half the pieces make it all the way through... If you had to choose only half of your son, which half would it be?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"No need to snap- it's just a question" Wonka beckons to an Oompa Loompa.

"Try every channel. I'm starting to feel a little anxious"

Song: Mike Teevee

The Oompa Loompas appear as television characters, as Mike runs through a television nightmare.

Mike runs and runs, but keeps seeing nothing but talk show hosts, pitchmen, heavy metal bands, and other banal television stereotypes.

OOMPA LOOMPAS:

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

THAT WE'VE EVER LEARNED

THE MOST IMPORTANT WE'VE LEARNED

AS FAR AS CHILDREN ARE CONCERNED

IS NEVER EVER LET THEM NEAR

YOUR TELEVISION SET

OR BETTER STILL, JUST DON'T INSTALL

THE IDIOTIC THING AT ALL

IT ROTS THE SENSES IN THE HEAD!

IT KEEPS IMAGINATION DEAD!

IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND!

IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND BLIND!

SO DULL AND BLIND, SO DULL AND BLIND!

HE CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND

A FAIRYTALE, A FAIRYLAND!

A FAIRYLAND, A FAIRYLAND!

HIS BRAIN BECOMES AS SOFT AS CHEESE

HIS THINKING POWERS RUST AND FREEZE

HE CANNOT THINK, HE ONLY SEES!

HE ONLY SEES, HE ONLY SEES!

REGARDING LITTLE MIKE TEEVEE

WE VERY MUCH REGRET THAT WE

SHALL SIMPLY HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE

WE VERY MUCH REGRET THAT WE

SHALL SIMPLY HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE

IF WE CAN GET HIM BACK HIS HEIGHT

BUT IF WE CAN'T-

IT SERVES HIM RIGHT

"Ew Somebody grab him.

"Help me! Help me!" Mr. Teevee grabs Mike, now only six inches tall.

"Oh thank heavens, he's completely unharmed"

"Unharmed, what are you talking about?"

"Just put me back in the other way!"

"There is no other way. It's television, not telephone. There's quite a difference"

"Then what do you propose to do about it?"

"I don't know. But young men are extremely springy- they stretch like mad! Let's go put him in the taffy puller!"

"Taffy puller?!?"

"Hey- that was my idea. Boy, is he gonna be skinny. Yeah, taffy puller" Wonka calls over an Oompa Loompa.

"I want you to take Mr. Teevee and his... little boy to the taffy puller, okay? Stretch him out. Come on"

The Oompa Loompa bows and leads them off.