"It seems bleak, but let's remember, there's an entire half left to play"

The lights went down and Martin appeared, "Oh, that first half was interminable"

Then the ramp hit him again...

"Are you kidding me?" He yelps as daffy ran from the ship, building the looney tunes logo intro

A hip-hop version of their theme song played.

Porky stuttering then foghorn Sam and daffy popped out, ripping the paper.

"It's showtime!" He shouted

The coyote and Taz popped out, they all fell down.

Everyone cheered when they see bugs and wolf walking down the ship...but everyone gasped.

"Oh my god"

"Whoa! Do you see this Ernie"

"It looks like wolf got himself upgraded"

Wolf was wearing a golden uniform and some of LeBron's tattoos.

"I hope the goon squad will handle him"

The good squad, Pete and AL G looked at him shocked.

"How did he-"

Diane smile and princess was too, and behind her, marmalade was trying to unlock her chains.

"Yeah! Let's go, Tunes!" Wolf says as he huge fives his team.

"Yep, we in here. Are we ready?"

"Tune Squad, we in the building!"

"Ha-ha. Yes, sir!"

Wolf and Al G faced each other then Tune Squad cheered and made silly faces.

"Tune Squad!"

"Hey, they may be down a gazillion points, but LeBron James and the Tunes are coming back out here for the third quarter with some renewed energy"

"And I don't understand why. They are losing really badly, but I guess with wolf's new power, they might have a chance of winning"

"All right, here we go in the third quarter"

On the scoreboard, goon squad was up to 1039 and tune squad was still at 37.

On the court was tweety and clawde

"Uh-oh"

"Yeah! Cat versus baby bird and cats eat birds, like Tom and Jerry"

"Yeah but like Tom and Jerry, the mouse always win"

So tweety and clawde ran, she got on her arm and legs again and chased him, she was about to catch him when he flew up and her face hit the force field wall.

"Ooh" her team winced as she gets up, her head  dizzy from the hit then she shook her head and growled, chasing tweety again.

And when she swings her claws at him then he pulls out a ball of yarn.

With her cat instinct, Clawde purred and meowed, her eyes opened wide as tweety threw the ball of yarn, she played with it, unraveling it.

Then shark man blocked him, "where you think your going...little canary"

"Do you have your ticket? 'Cause the 11:50 Express is running on time"

"Hmm? Huh?"

Then he hears a train horn, he turns and gets ran over by a train that was created by coyote.

"Classic" tweety passes the ball to bugs

As he munches on a carrot, assassin green fish charged to him.

"Give me that ball, rabbit"

But then he came in to hot and gossamer got in front of bugs and..

"Whoa!" Assassin green fish tried to slow down but he bumped into gossamer and went fling into the force field and hits the floor.

"Someone's bouncing in the game" bugs chuckles.

Then he passes the ball to wolf with his LeBron James powers that was given to him, he caught the ball and he dribbled, then he holds it up, whistles and roadrunner takes the ball as shark man who was bruised from the train white mamba and Arachnneka surrounded him.

"Hey, guys" wolf waved.

"Hey...Where's the ball?" Shark man asked.

Roadrunner spins around them and in slow motion, "Beep, beep"

Acmevision super slo-mo.

They were surrounded in fog. In fact the whole court was covered in smoke.

Then Tweety jumps out of the smoke with the ball screaming as he dunks it.

For Smoke screen bonus, they bounced from 37 to 98.

"Oh, no! Are you kidding me?" Al G grunts, then he saw  clawde still playing with the ball of yarn.

"HEY!" He yelled grabbing her attention as she snapped out of her glazed, she looks at him.

"What do you think your doing?" He asked.

The the others help her out of the unraveled yarn, "she's a cat, it's what she does" shark man says as he pulls a piece of string off her head, clawde looks down in shame.

"Road Runner smokescreen? It's the oldest trick in the book!"

"Tweety!" Wolf cheers for him.

"Ooh, slam dunk!"

The Tune Squad cheers for him.

"Just like I drew it up" daffy says.

Assassin green fish, comes back, his head dizzy from that hit.

"Oh, what a no-look pass ahead to Dom"

White mamba hands the ball to wolftiger, he gives it to shark man.

"Looks like the Goons are playing keep-away"

But then bugs takes over the introduction of the game in a 30s style or 2os or 50s whatever.

"Wolftiger passes to fish boy...fish boy back to jaw jr. He's gonna dunk... Oh! But he freezes at the rim!"

Shark man freezes like bugs predicted

"Oh? Huh?"

"What are you doing?" Al G asked.

"Giving new meaning to "suspended from the game!"

"Give me that" Al G gets takes the mic from him.

"But the Goons fast break, take it to the other end...These silly Tunes don't have what it takes to win"

Then suddenly the lights went out and...it became a hip hop bonus round.

"No, wait, wait. I wasn't trying to start a..."

"Oh, we rappin' now? We rappin'?"

"Hey, Porky, fry 'em. Fry 'em? Me... Me... Me?
Show 'em who you really are, Notorious P.I.G."

"Oh... Oh, boy. Here goes nothin'" stuttering and mimicking record scratching.

"♪ What up? It's Porky Pig ♪
♪ They call me P Double ♪
♪ Al G. step to me He don't want no trouble ♪"

"Yeah!"

"Boo!"

"♪ I was famous Before the internets ♪
♪ Since 1935 I've been getting respect ♪
♪ This pig is lit I'm super legit ♪
♪ Every time I'm out in public People askin' me for pics ♪
♪ You, nobody knows you When you walk the street ♪
♪ How your last name Rhythm And you still off-beat ♪"

"Off-beat!"

"♪ From beginning to the end ♪
♪ I'm here for all the smoke ♪
♪ Your squad ain't all-star Your squad is all jokes ♪"

"All jokes!"

(Writer: Sorry to say but I don't like rap or hip hop but I like R&B)

"♪ End this with one bar Most famous of all quotes ♪
♪ This battle is now over ♪
♪ That... That... That's all folks ♪"

Porky got a high score on hip hop, which sends them up to 215.

"Yeah, Porky!"

"That's all, folks!"

"Get off the stage!"

"Style points"

"I'm not exactly sure what we just witnessed here"

"He just got bonus points for those bars"

"He was spittin' hot fire"

"Yeah!"

Lola passes the ball to Taz but shark man steals it from him.

"Taz brings it up. He can really pat the rock"

"And it's stolen by The Brow!"

"Back to Tasmania, ya little devil"

"Taz!" Wolf mimics Taz' burbling.

Taz spins his feet in tornado form, he spins the room, switching nets and shark man dunks the ball in the wrong net.

It was a twister bonus, giving them 476 points.

"Huh?" Shark man was confused.

"Yeah!" The Crowd cheers for them.

"Let's go! Yeah!"

"Are you serious?" Al G was getting furious, he was sitting on a hot pink couch with princess, he gets up and walks down to his team.

"Yeah!" Wolf cheers.

"Make a call, Pete!"

Pete coos.

"Oh, you wanna swallow your whistle?" He threw a chair at him and Pete swallowed the whistle.

"Yeah! How'd that taste?"

Pete spins around, tooting the whistle he swallowed and was dizzy from the hit.

"Now call the game!"

"How did I lose control?" When he yelled, princess was frightened by him.

He saw that he was scaring princess and calmed down.

"I didn't lose control...You lost... You...This one lost... I haven't lost any..." he talks to the villain crowds.

Then wolf could hear everyone cheering for him and the looney tunes.

"Let's go, Tunes!"

"Here we go! Let's go!"

"Let's go, Tunes!"

"Let's go, Tunes!"

"Let's go, Tunes!"

"Let's go, Tunes! Let's go, Tunes!"

"Let's go, Tunes!"

"Let's go, Tunes! Let's go, Tunes!"

"Wow! Check out this crowd"

"Everyone really getting behind the Tune Squad"

"You know somethin', it's about time"

Then wolf turns when he hears coyote opening up a fox create.

He turns to see a acme multiplier a wolf edition.

"Coming off the bench now for the Tunes, Wile E. Coyote."

He pours bird seeds on the press for copy button, he whistled for roadrunner.

and when roadrunner ran, he pulls out a ball

"Beep, beep"

And throws it in the machine...

And as the machine starts, roadrunner hits the button multiple times and copies of the basketball spouted out, aiming straight towards their basket, their score rises up to 519.

Princess was watching as professor marmalade pulls off her mask and was still working on freeing her.

"Wow" she chuckles.

"Look out"

But then coyote got sucked in.

"Looks like Wile E.'s gotten himself mixed up in the machine"

Then the machine started shooting copies of coyote.

Each coyote pulls out a sigh saying: what...have...I...done.

Then they fell in the net and on each other with the ball dropping on them.

Giving them 1000 for 96 Wile-E's bonus

"And just like that...the Tunes have a thousand points on the board"

Wolf was watching in his enjoyment as gossamer picks up the machine and roadrunner cleans up the Coyotes.

"We havin' fun yet?" Bugs asked wolf as he could see wolf was enjoying this, he leans on his shoulders.

"They're gonna clean these coyotes off the court and keep the game going"

Al G glared then calls for clawde for a second chance, "They're catching up" he spoke in a distorted voice, "Run Dame Time"

"Uh oh...Not her again"

"He's gonna make bacon out of us" porky stutter.

"Oh, don't worry. Time's on our side" granny says as she pulls out a walker and heads on the court.

"She knows that cat is a kitsune, right?"

Al G was annoyed as the walker squeaking on the floor, granny was sure taking her sweet time.

"You sure about this, Granny?" Wolf asked.

"I'm going old-school on this kitty"

Then she spins around and gets off her walker.

"Whoa" wolf was impressed.

crowd cheering on and clawde hissed, she dribbles with the ball.

"Come on kitty"

"When I'm done with you granny, you'll be in a wheelchair"

As they ran towards each other, granny pulls something from behind her back...it was a mouse toy with a bell inside it.

Clawde stops, her eyes opened wide but to Al G horror.

" oh no, not again...don't you you dare"

But it was too late, she lets out a small meow and throws the ball as granny throws the toy mouse and clawde plays with it, as the ball bounces, she kicks it in the hoop.

"Hyah!"

For senior discount, it gave them 30 points, "She is The One" wolf said in shocked.

"What in the AARP is going on out here?" Al G asked and he saw clawde was still playing, rolling on the floor.

"HEY!" He yelled at her again, "are you a cat or are you a goon" he asked.

Wolf passes by assassin green fish then he passes it to Lola as she jumps and slides underneath shark man, "I got hops! Whoo!"

"Lola!" Wolf raises his hands to her.

"Got you, wolf!"

She throws it way high in the air.

Then when wolftiger gets in front of him, he steps on his face.

"Ah" wolftiger fell back as wolf jumped really high, he slams the glowing ball into the net.

For the monster jam of gossamer holding jam, they got 1040.

Al G screams and the villains groans but Diane cheers.

"There we go! Let's go!" She clapped.

And princess smiles, "way to go wolf"

"And the Tunes take the lead! What a play from Lola and wolf and did you see that move, it was like, wolf had LeBron James powers"

In the captive audience, LeBron James was watching and he smiled.

"Good job wolfie, i knew i could count on you"

Then sitting next to him was Michael A Jordan, taking a seat with some popcorn.

"So...what did I miss"

"A monster jam! Wolf came back from three-one down. Can he come back from this far back?"

"Let me tell you this, I woke up today and only knew one world. Then I got sucked into my phone, and at this point, anything's possible!"

"Way to go, Tunes!"

"Let's go!"

"Foghorn, right here"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"I say, that's all right"

"Lola!"

"Yes! My dude!"

"Taz!"

"Go, wolf! Yeah!"

"Oh, yeah! Here we go!"

"Way to go, Tune Squad!"

"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"

"Now we having some fun! Yeah!"

"Whoo-hoo! This is fun basketball right here!Be yourselves! Be yourselves!" Wolf encouraged his new friends.

"All right!"

But Al G wasn't happy.

(What happens if you remove a kitsune from a cat and replaced it with a saber tooth tiger, a new character is going to replace clawed another contest for naming the new saber tooth tiger cat hybrid I need help)