(A request from coollion2873 )

Mr. Incredible tries to pin a lapel mic on his suit.

"Is this on?"

"That's fine"

"I can break through walls, I just can't..."

"That's fine"

"I can't get this on"

"So, Mr. Incredible... do you have a secret identity?"

" Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?"

"Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean?"

"Super Ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, "Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good"

" No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to STAY SAVED, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!"

" I could get to that point"

"Please?" He gets up and tries to leave.

"Wait, no, don't get up yet. We're not finished"

"Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family"

(Which is something a certain would have in common and say and would want"

"Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so"

THE BAD GUYS MEET THE INCREDIBLES

The police are in a car chase and then the criminals start shooting their guns, and Bob is driving to his wedding.

As every superhero has an archenemy, I have one....called: the bad guys.

"We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave"

Bob opens to his map and sees where the chase is.

"Yeah, I've got time"

He puts his car in auto drive and puts on his supersuit. Then, his car changes into the Incredibile. He races down the road.

"Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible..."

" What is it, ma'am?"

" My cat, Squeaker, won't come down" she points to her cat in the tree.

"Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble"

"No, no. He's quite tame"

Mr. Incredible takes the tree out of the ground and shakes it. Mr. Incredible sees how close the criminals are to him.

"Let go now!"

That cat finally falls off and the Old Lady catches him. Mr. Incredible then throws the tree onto the road and the criminals crash into it. After the criminals get arrested, he puts the tree back.

Oh no, not them, there're not the bad guys

"Thank you, Mr. Incredible. You've done it again"

" Yeah, you're the best"

"No, I'm just here to help"

"Attention all units. We have a bank robbery...pulled by the legendary bad guys"

Then the bad guys passed by, driving very fast, holding bags of money, they were all laughing.

" bad guys" he muttered tiger name and glared at them, then he looks down at his watch, "I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker"

Mr. Incredible gets into his car but his attempt to catch the legendary bad guys were foiled.

"Cool! Ready for take-off!" By a child fanboy.

"What the...? Who are you supposed to be?"

"Well, I'm lncrediBoy"

"What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. Brophy. Brody. B-Buddy! Buddy!"

"My name is lncrediBoy!"

"Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is..."

"No, no, no, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!"

Mr. Incredible kicks him out of the car and accelerates.

"Hey! Hey, wait!"

He keeps up with the bad guys, shark looks back.

Then he smiles, "its our favorite superhero"

Wolf and the others turns to see mr. incredible's car next to theirs.

"Well well well, if it isn't our favorite superhero mr. Incredible, shouldn't you been rescuing cats in tress" wolf teased him and everyone laughed.

"Well if it isn't my favorite criminals, hahaha, surrender now, no use resisting, I'm finally gonna take you guys in"

"We'll see about that" wolf crashed into a couple of trash cans on to his car stoping him.

He stops and gets out then he sees a robber with a purse running, he looks at the bad guys and the robber.

"Ah-geez" so he ran after the robber, he was going to deal with the bad guys later.

"You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind"

"Hey, look-" he gets knocked out by a hand by elastic girl

"Elastigirl"

"Mr. Incredible" Elastigirl picks the thief up.

"No, it's all right. I've got him"

"Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you"

"Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me"

"A fact I exploited to do my job"

"My job, you mean"

"A simple thank you will suffice"

"Thanks, but I don't need any help"

"Whatever happened to "ladies first"?"

"Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?"

"Hey, look, the lady got me first...."he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl

"Well, we could share, you know"

"I work alone"

"Well, I think you need to be more....flexible"

"Are you doing anything later?"

"I have a previous engagement"

Mr. Incredible whistles as he watches go off into the sunset. Later, Mr. Incredible handcuffs a thief.

"Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour" Then, Frozone is seen chasing a helicopter.

"Hey, Incredible!"

"Hey, Frozone!"

"Shouldn't you be getting ready?!"

" I still got time" then he heard crowd screaming.

"He's gonna jump!"

Mr. Incredible looks up one of the tallest building's in the city, seeing a man named Oliver Sansweet on the edge. Mr. Incredible watches in horror as the man suddenly jumps off the building, falling down, with the crowd screaming magnified. He runs forward, and catches him just in time both crashing through one of the building's windows. In the background, the crowd's screams turn to cheers and applause.

"I think you broke something"

"With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me. Wait a minute"

He drags him to safety, and hears noises from the wall. He takes cover with the Seal Door, as a bomb explodes, leaving smoke and a hole in the wall. The bad guys emerges from the hole.

"Bad guys"

As wolf was the first one to emerge out, he sees mr. Incredible and smiles.

"Mr. Incredible, It's about time you showed up, I was starting to think you got tired of us"

"And IncrediBoy!" Everyone was surprised and turned to see a small boy.

"IncrediBoy?" Wolf asked.

"Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--

"Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy"

"What?"

"Now."

The bad guys watch in amusement and smiled.

"Aw, that is so cute, you got your own little sidekick" webs mocked him.

"Did think you need the help that bad" snake snicker, "what's wrong old timer, getting old"

"He's not my sidekick"

"Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward...IncrediBoy!"

"And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy" the bad guys try to sneak off when mr. Incredible grabbed wolf's arm.

"This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?"

"He's got a point" wolf grunts.

"Fly home, Buddy. I work alone"

"Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police"

And as he ran, mr. Incredible saw piranha smiling very sinsterlyvas he placed a bomb on Incrediboy's cape.

"Buddy, don't!"

" It'll only take a second, really"

"No, STOP! There's a bomb!" He drops wolf and gives them the advantage to escape.

Mr. Incredible runs up to Incrediboy and grabs his cape right before he takes off.

"Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!"

"Will you just...?! I'm trying to help! Stop!"

"Let go of my cape!"

He does, as the bomb drops onto a train track below. It then explodes, destroying a huge chunk of the bridge. A train was approaching, and Mr. Incredible runs forward to it, stops, and lets the train hit his hands. The train does, as the passengers brutally get thrown forward, and the train slowly comes to a halt, almost falling down the bridge.

After the incident, Mr. Incredible takes Incrediboy to the police for him to get dropped off.

"Take this one home, and make sure his mom knows what he's been doing"

"I can help you. You're making a mista--- HEY!" He gets shoved in.

"The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?"

"They've already picked him up"

"The blast in that building was caused by the bad guys who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, i might be able to nab them in just a few minutes"

"You mean they got away again?"

"Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that"

"INCREDIBOY!..."

"You're not affiliated with me!"

During the commotion, wolf and the others try to sneak off to the car.

"Ok guys, let's get the pack out of here"

But then they were all shocked to see the car was totaled, destroyed.

"Wha-" then they looked around to see they were surrounded by dozen of police men.

"Oh great" wolf grunts as he holds his hands up.

Then they get arrested, "no no" shake groaned

"Get your hands off of me" piranha was muffled to prevent from biting.

"Oh You're begging for a biting right now" webs was trapped in a glass caged.

Then snake glared, he looks at mr. Incredible who was taken pride.And next was wolf who was very angry.

"You're gonna regret this mr incredible! one of these days! one of these days you're gonna pay! Oh you're gonna pay! One day you'll be sorry!"

But all Bob did was laugh "like that's gonna happen"

At his wedding, he and Helen kiss, as people are cheering and whistling. Gazerbeam, Stratogale, Dynaguy, Meta Man, Thunderhead, Edna and Rick Dicker can be seen for a few seconds clapping.

"As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens"

"Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?"