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"Time to kill the rabbit! Heh heh! Eh Heh heh!"

"Oh, Roger. You were magnificent"

"Was I really?"

"Better than Goofy"

Greasy starts up the Dip vehicle then shark hides in a shadow, he gasped when he sees princess hanging on a hook all tied up.

"Princess"

"Roger, darling. I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit"

"It's over, Mr. Valiant"

"I Don't see what the cat in the hat has to do with any of this or the kid"

"It's simple really" the strange cat spoke, "I'm princess real father"

"What?"

"Princess was my real daughter till the bad guys came along and took her away"

Then shark gets angry and came out, "we didn't steal her, last I remembered you were a awful father up her, experimenting on her and nearly killed her"

Valiant looks at Thomas horrified.

"What?"

"Thomas was once the most wealthy man in the world till we cane along, he never cared about princess only money"

"And when toon town is finish, you two are toast and I'll be taking my daughter back and you'll never see her again"

"Not if I can help it" shark was about to shoot him when he felt a gun pressed on his face that's when he was surrounded by the weasels and he dropped his gun.

"It's over shark, I won, I'll be collecting my Daughter when this is over" as Thomas walks away, doom walks away whistling and slips on the eyeballs. The weasels start laughing at this and Valiant tries to sneak up on Smart Ass.

"Look out! You fools!"

"Not so fast"

"One of these days, you idiots are going to laugh yourselves to death!"

" "repose" of them right now, Boss?"

"Let him watch his toon friends get dipped, then shoot him along with the princess"

"With pleasure"

"Sorry i never told you everything about princess valiant, thanks for trying" shark says.

"It's not over yet Lou"

"Huh?"

"Everything's funny to you, ain't it, Needle Nose?"

"You got a problem with that, Valiant?"

"Nah. I just, uh, want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip!"

Everyone turns to valiant as he Starts the music machine.

"Whhhaaaaaa?"

"What are you doing?" Shark whispered to him.

"Just watch...♪ Now Roger is his name ♪ Laughter is his game ♪ Come on you dope Untie his rope ♪ And watch him go insane. ♪"

Valiant screws around with rakes deliberately trying to step on them and have them slam into his head. The weasels start laughing.

"He's lost his mind"

"I don't think so..."

Shark was confused as he turns a eye to princess.

Valiant Picks up weights and starts dancing with them.

"♪ This singing ain't my line ♪ It's tough to make a rhyme ♪ If I get stuck ♪ I'm outta luck uhh, uhh...♪"

" I'm running out of time!"

"Thanks"

Valiant juggles with the weights and then lets them fall on his head. As he staggers backwards, he slips on a banana skin and falls into some boxes.

He emerges bouncing around on a pogo stick and bounces so high that his head hits the light and he gets electrocuted.

Stupid laughs so much that he kneels over and his ghost leaves his body. Wheezy sees his own ghost leaving and tries to pull it back but fails.

Shark smiles as he watches it happen...

"Hey, Eddie! Keep it up! You're killing them! You're slaying them! You're knocking them dead!"

A lever is knocked and a vase starts to be carried by a conveyor belt to above Valiant's head.

"♪ I'm through with taking falls ♪ I'm bouncing off the walls ♪ Without that gun I'd have some fun I'd kick you in the...♪" The vase falls on Valiant's head.

"Nose!"

"Nose? That don't rhyme with walls"

"No, but this does" he turns to see shark

He kicks Smart Ass in his crotch and he flies through the air to land in the vat of dip.

"Aaaagggggghhhhh!

Only Psycho and Greasy are left and they find Smart Ass's death very amusing. So amusing that Greasy dies.

"Hee hee!"

"Yikes! Oh my goodness. Jeepers! That was close"

Psycho laughs so much that he falls off the cannon onto the dip coated brush at the front.

"Ahhhhh!"

As Psycho's ghost floats past the cannon, he pulls a lever that turns it around.

"Bye bye! Hee hee hee!"

"Eddie, hurry! It's coming back! Aaaaahhh! Oh no!"

Shark helps valiant up.

"Good job" shark says.

"Thanks"

"Come on, we got to save your friends" shark a
Says as they run.

"You go save your daughter, I'll go help them"

"This is it..." Valiant turns the cannon back the other way, "This isn't it!"

Then suddenly Doom slides across a line to strike Valiant and send him flying.

And as shark pulls the lever down to lower princess, he gets punched by Thomas.

"Ah" shark glared and punch him back.

Doom draws a sword and Valiant opens a box next to him labelled Singing Swords. As he waves it at Doom, it begins to sing.

"'Wicked Witchcraft, And although I know, It's strictly taboo when..."

Valiant throws the sword away and opens another box. Inside is a toon Magnet and Valiant holds this at Doom. Doom uses the magnetism to pull himself closer to Valiant and so Valiant points it away to break the contact. The magnetism then pulls a barrel from behind Valiant and he ends up pinned between the two.

Meanwhile shark and Thomas continue to punch each other.

"You...could've...just...let...this...go...could you"

"You know wolf, always looking after his...DAUGHTER"

"Ah"

"You know...like a real father should"

"Don't move"

Then Thomas punch shark very hard he hits the floor.

"Ugh" he turns to see Thomas aiming a gun a him.

Doom reappears driving a steamroller, and attempts to run over Valiant with it. Valiant can't escape by struggling, but as the steamroller nears, he sees boxes of portable holes next to him. He eventually manages to kick one close enough for him to open and putting it over the magnet, makes a hole and escapes. Valiant appears in front of Doom and kicks him in the face, and at that time...

Thomas watch, while he was distracted, shark kicked Thomas down.

"Ah"

Then shark ran, Thomas glared at him and pulls the lever up to keep princess high above.

And as Thomas chased shark, valiant send doom flying. Valiant fights Doom, but doesn't seem to be able to harm him. Valiant blocks one of Doom's punches with a pot of extra sticky glue and Doom's fist goes straight through it. He shakes it off and tries to punch Valiant again, but instead gets his fist stuck to the steamroller. Meanwhile, the Dip machine is getting closer to Roger and Jessica.

"Oh no!"

Doom steps back to try and free himself, and shark and Thomas grabbed each other trying to pin the other one down.

but doom treads in a pool of the extra sticky glue on the floor.

"Come on, Eddie. Quit playing around"

"Shark i could use a hand over here" valiant says.

"I'm kinda busy at the moment here" shark grunts.

"Ooohhhh!"

" Plplplease!"

Valiant stops the Dip machine again.

"Hoo hoo! I wasn't worried. Were you?"

Then they see Doom gets squashed by the steamroller, Thomas and shark stop as they watch him.

"Guuhhh!"

"Eddie, look!"

As the steamroller rolls on, it reveals Doom's flattened body starting to move.

"Ugh" shark groans.

"Holy smoke! He's a toon!"

"Surprised?!"

"Not really"

"I am" shark shouted.

"That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon"

"Not just any toon..."

Doom staggers toward a gas cylinder and re-inflates himself. As he does so, his fake eyeballs pop out and land on the floor. When he turns around, his eyes are burning red and he starts to speak in an increasingly high pitched voice.

"Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... this!"

"God damn" shark shouts

Doom's eyes turn into red tipped switchblades and Valiant tries to run away, but Doom leaps after him with the aid of springs in his heels.

"Jumping jeepers!"

After knocking Valiant down, shark and Thomas turn back to each other then Thomas punches his jaw.

"Ugh" shark fell back and Doom starts up the Dip machine again.

"Oh my goodness! Oh no!"

Doom takes off his glove to reveal an anvil for a hand. He strikes Valiant with this and sends him flying across the factory floor.

And passing by was shark and Thomas as he puts his hands together and punch shark in the center of his stomach.

"Ugh" he feel back and princess watch in horror as shark gets beaten up, she begins to panicked.

Valiant turns around and when he turns back, his hand has become a buzz saw on the end of an extendable arm. Doom shows off his power by slicing through some chains and then jabs it at Valiant's head, narrowly missing twice.

Valiant as a last attempt grabs the boxing glove mallet and aims it at Doom, and Thomas kicked shark to the ground and starts strangling him.

but then shark sees a shovel, he struggle to reach for it as his live was leaving him.

Then ge successful grabs the shovel and smack Thomas on his face.

"Ah" Thomas feel letting shark ago.

And as shark gasped, doom easily avoids the punch. The glove, however, strikes a lever on the Dip machine and Doom stares in terror at the resulting jet of Dip that sends him flying. The dip is also getting extremely close to Roger and Jessica.

"Goodbye, my darling. Good bye. Ahh! Oh!"

Thomas gets up but as he tries, shark grabs him by his shirt and brings him on a Conveyor belt of vases and smashed his face on vases breaking them.

The level of Dip in the machine runs out and so the jet of dip from the cannon dies out.

"Oh! I think, I'm going to faint"

Doom is standing in a pool of dip and is slowly dissolving into oily yellow paint slick.

"Waah! Woahwoahwoahwoah Uh duh duh duh wuhh waaaaaaaaoooooohh! Oh no!!! Waaawaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!! I'm mel-el-el-elting!! Woooaahh wadaworl!!! Wahh Waaaaaaaaaaahhh!! I'm melting!! Melting!!! Wahwahwaaah! Oooohhh nooo!"

Princess flinch away from the gruesome scene, then Doom is dead, and after getting hit in the face by 20 vases, Thomas is knocked out cold and shark drops him on the floor.

but the Dip machine is still rolling steadily towards Roger and Jessica.

"Eddie, do something! Hurry up, Eddie! Do something!"

Valiant presses a button and the hook is moved out of the way of the encroaching Dip machine. It goes through the factory wall and is destroyed by an express train in Toontown.

" Eddie! There's dip everywhere! How are we gonna get down?"

Valiant clears the dip with the water hydrants and shark lowers princess down.

"Jeepers, Eddie! That was a close shave. I thought for sure our goose was cooked!"

"Oh! My hero.Oh honey bunny"

"Oh, love cup"

"Oh Roger. You were a pillar of strength"

Valiant turns to see shark grabbing princess and untying her.

She jumped on him and they both hugged, shark rubbing her back.

Then shark looks up at valiant and the two smiles at each other, then they hear Benny and the police arrive.

"Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here?"

And behind them was the bad guys, wolf steps out of the car looking around.

"Who's shark what happened here" wolf asked.

"You don't wanna know"

"Princess" but wolf was glad to see princess as he opened his arms wide.

"Dad" princess ran to him and as they hug, he picks her up and swings her around.

Then Toons start to peer around the hole in the wall.

"Are you ok" wolf asked as the others surrounded her.

"Yes...I'm alright"

"I've been a cab for 37 years and I've never seen a mess like this"

"What was that? A rubber mask?"

The bad guys looked down at the deceased body of judge doom.

"Yeah. And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme. I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match"

"Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme..."

"No...actually it was Thomas here that killed Marvin acme" shark says as he picks up Thomas who's face was bruised from getting hit by vases, his forehead nose and bottom lip bleeding.

"Thomas...I should've known" wolf growled as he glared very closely at Thomas.

"You always did finds many ways to get princess"

"He also killed R.K. Maroon, but judge doom killed my brother, but he hired Thomas to kill maroon and acme while judge killed princess, they thought if I was working on two cases I wouldn't save your daughter or toon town"

Dolores takes Valiant's hand as Thomas gets arrested.

"He even threatened princess to keep quiet but she escaped and ran to me for help, she was so scared that she kept quiet but when I tried to bring her to you guys, doom send his weasels to bring her back"

"He's right" princess says.

"That's our girl for you" shark says as he wrapped his arm around princess and everyone huddled in on her, she smiled.

"That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon"

Toons start emerging from Toontown through the hole in the wall.

"Gosh, uh! I wonder who he really was. Aha!"

"I'll tell you that one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit!"

"Or a duck!"

"Or a dog."

"Or a little wooden boy"

"Or a sheep"

"Or a woodpecker"

"Or a pussy"

"Uh huh huh heh ha! Uh huh huh heh ha! Uh huh huh heh ha! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

"What's that? What is that?"

"It's ink. That goof Acme squirted me with some the other night. But why it's coming out now I don't know"

"Here's your answer, Eddie! Acme's disappearing... reappearing ink! Boy, that Acme. What a genius!"

"Applesauce! If he was such a genius, why didn't he leave his will where we could find it? Without it, we're just waiting for another developer's wrecking ball"

"Roger..."

"Yeah..."

"Roger, that love letter that you wrote to your wife in the Ink and Paint Club. Why don't you read it to her now?"

"Sure, Eddie. "Dear Jessica. How do I love thee. Let me count the ways..." Words start appearing on the letter, "I, Marvin Acme? Of sound mind and body?..." It's the will!"

"Keep reading"

"do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!" Hoo hoo hoo!"

"Ahem" valient turns to wolf who took his hat off.

"I have to say valiant, I owe you an apology, you are a great detective, thank you so much for find our daughter"

"I keep my word and I can see why she seems important to you"

Wolf had his arm around princess shoulders, pulling her close.

"Yeah you good valiant, shark told me anything, and since you found, here's the other half of the 10,0000 grand, as promised" wolf pulls out an envelope containing the rest of the money.

Valiant was about to grab it but then he turns to see princess smiling at him and her tail wagging.

He suddenly....had a change of heart, "you know what...I don't want the money anymore"

Wolf and the others were surprised that valiant rejected the money.

"You don't want the money, why I offered you an reward for being my daughter back, why the change of heart"

"Why it's like you said, nothing else matters to you then your kid, keep the money"

Wolf puts the envelope back and smiled, "well, thank you very much for returning our daughter, we owe you mr. Valiant"

The two shook hands.

"Please...call me Eddie"

"Thanks for all your help but we must get going know, say goodbye princess"

Valiant was about to shake her hand when she ended up hugging him instead.

"Thank you for everything"

Valiant smiles and gently pats her back, then they let go and princess walks back to her family as they get in the car.

"You stay out of trouble princess" valiant says as he watches them get in the car, princess and the rest wave bye.

Then Rodger pull on his arm...

"Hey, Eddie. That was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over?"

"Only time will tell"

"Yeah, well, put it there, pal"

Valiant does not seem to be pleased by the joke and all the toons are silent.

"Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already" Valiant grabs Roger by the neck.

"Does this answer your question?" Valiant gives him a big kiss.

"Yech! Hoo hoo hoo!"

"Come on, Roger. Let's go home. I'll bake you a carrot cake"

"Ahoo hoo...!"

Roger, Jessica, Valiant and Dolores start walking toward Toontown through the hole in the wall with all the toons from Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Dumbo, Bambi, The Three Caballeros, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Lady and the Tramp, Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies, Silly Symphonies, Noveltoons, Famous Studios, Max Fleischer Cartoons, Universal Cartoons, Fantasia, and MGM Cartoons.

And the the bad guys drive off with princess.

"Smile, Darn ya smile, You know this old world Is a great world after all. Smile, Darn ya smile And right away Watch Lady Luck Pay you a call Things are never black As they are painted Time for you and joy To get aquainted Make life worthwhile So, Smile, Darn you smile!"

"O.K. Mova-mova-Move-along. Th-th-There's nothing else to see. That's all folks. Hmmmm... I like th-the sound of that. Th-th-th-that's all folks!"

Tinker Bell from Peter Pan and Disney Fairies works her magic wand and...

THE END

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