Valiant and shark in toon town

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"We follow them" valiant says as he and shark get in the car.

They take the chase in his car and his headlights light up a sign for Toon Town.

Valiant continues to follow but as the car disappears into the tunnel leading to Toon Town, Valiant stops unwilling to follow.

"Hey! What are you doing? They're getting away!" Shark says as he sees valiant staring at the tunnel he is filled with a new resolve. He throws his gun onto the seat next to him.

"What are you doing?" Shark asked as he sees valiant now unpacking a case.

"We're heading to toon town and we aren't going anywhere without any weapons"

"But don't you have a gun"

"That's not the kind of weapon I'm talking about" they both see Inside is a Toon gun.

Valiant takes it out and admires it, "amazing" shark says,

"It was a gift...from Yosemite Sam"

Next he lifts up a flap to reveal six Toon bullets.

" What in Sam Hill?"

"Eddie Valiant! Well, you're a sight for sore eyes"

"I ain't seen you for nigh onto five years!"

"Where've you been?"

"Drunk. Feeling frisky tonight, fellas?"

"Yeah!"

"Let's go"

"Yahoo!"

The bullets load themselves. Valiant is about to take a drink when he pours the drink away. He throws the bottle and shoots a toon bullet at it.

He then drives down the tunnel into Toontown.

"So Eddie huh?" Shark asked as he just found out about his name, "that's your name huh?"

"Yeah" valiant looks at him annoyed, "what's your name" he asked.

"Lou shark"

"Lou huh?"

"Yep"

Then At the end of the tunnel are a pair of red curtains which lift to reveal Toon town. Here it is day time and Valiant and shark squints against the sudden bright light. Around them is countryside and thousands of toons.

'Smile, Darn ya smile You know that your world is a great world after all Smile, Darn ya smile And right away Watch Lady Luck pay you a call Things are never black As they are painted Time for you and joy To get antiquated Make life worthwhile So, Smile, darn you smile!'"

As Valiant drives along, three birds from Song of the South fly around him in the car.

"Hi, Eddie! Bye, Eddie!"

"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR DRIVING EDDIE" shark shakes his shoulders as they see they were about to crash.

The birds from Song of the South fly out and a lone bird flies in.

As Valiant turns to look at the bird he crashes into the car he was following. They gets out and is surrounded by complete chaos. He looks inside the other car, banging his head. A flock of toon birds from Cinderella hatch out above his head and Valiant shoos them away.

" Get outta here"

"be nice it's just a bird" valiant says.

"Look" He points up and they see Jessica in a tall building.

They wait for the lift to arrive and when it does it hits the ground with such force that it rattles the whole building. Droopy is the lift man.

"Going up, sir..."

Shark chuckles, "hey look it's droopy" he smiles.

"I know who it is?" Valiant was annoyed and steps into the lift but he falls down two feet to the floor of the lift.

"Yaaaaaghh!"

Valiant looks up at Droopy who is standing on a box.

"Mind the step, sir... Hold on, sir..."

Shark avoids the fall and jumps in, The lift shoots up with such velocity that it squashes Valiant to the floor. The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote are seen behind the elevator doors.

"Yaaaaggh! Hmmhmmm!"

The lift stops suddenly so that Valiant hits the padded roof of the lift but shark hands on and he looks up.

"Yaaaaaaggh!"

" Your floor, sir..."

"I guess this is our stop" shark says.

Valiant falls out of the lift. Droopy sticks his head out of the lift before the doors close.

"Have a good day, sir..."

"Ah. Gotcha!" Valiant says as he peeks through the peep hole.

"Ok not that's just pervy" shark says.

Then as Valiant opens the door to Jessica's room to see her inside with some underwear.

Shark covers his eyes but As she turns around, the hair drops from her face to reveal a hag.

" A man!"

AH!" Shark was grossed and freaked out by her.

The hag runs towards Valiant, lips puckered for a kiss. Shark eyes open wide and he ran with Valiant slams the door on the hag and her lips impale the door.

" Yoo hoo! Lover boy! It's Lena Hyena!"

"Let's split up, I'll take the stairs" shark says as he runs downstairs.

Valiant tries to hide in the bathroom then He feels the wind and looking down sees no floor.

"Arrrrggghh! Oh no! Aaarrrgghh!"

Valiant falls and grabs hold of a pole on which Tweety is nesting.

"Oh look! Piggies!"

" Hi, Tweety"

Tweety starts removing Valiant's grasp one finger at a time.

"This little piggy went to market, and this little piggy stayed at home..."

"No!"

"This little piggy had roast beef. And this little pig had ..."

" Aaaaaaaaarrrghhhh!...."

"Uh oh! Ran outta piggies!"

As Valiant falls, Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse appear next to him with parachutes strapped to their backs.

"Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumping without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?"

"Yeah"

"Yeah. Ha! You could get killed. Ha ha. Huh?"

"You guys got a spare?"

"Uh, Bugs does"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. But I don't think you want it"

"I do! I do! Give it to me!"

"Gee. Ha ha. Better let him have it, Bugs"

"O.K. Doc. Whatever you say. Here's the spare..."

"Thank you" Valiant tugs the release cord to reveal a tire with the word spare written on it.

"Aw no! Aaaaarrrgghh!"

"Aw. Poor fella"

"Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?"

Valiant is about to hit the floor when the Hag catches him.

"My man!"

And on that same time shark came out and when he sees the hag kissing valiant.

"Ugh!" He gets grossed out.

The kiss sends Valiant skidding across the road.

Shark ran towards him and helps him up.

"Come to Lena!"

They both turned to see the hag stampeding towards him. Looking down at the road valiant picks up the line painted there and lays it against the nearby wall. The hag follows the line around and crashes into the wall and knocks herself senseless.

"Toons. Gets 'em every time"

"I hate to be the guy who has to marry that hag" shark says

"Come on let's go"

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